Bush complians that Kerry sees campaign issues in the headlines

[troublemaker]

Where the fuck else would he see them? Comic books? The Bible? His own press releases?

[zbdent]

1. Bush complains that Kerry actually reads the newspapers

"He's informed, that bastard!"

[Claire Beth]

2. Bush is jealous cause he can't read

and has to depend on his staff to do his reading for him.

[Joe Turner]

10. and the funny thing is that an aide had to tell him

since Bubble Boy does not read newspapers, books, the internet or any other news medium. It's Hard Work you know. Hard to be safely ensconced in his protective bubble from that mean REAL world.

[swag]

3. Those gol-darned "reality based" wackos are at it again.

Doesn't Kerry know that campaign issues come from Bushco's hallucinatory spiritual visions?

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

4. Bush complains that Kerry can READ!

"Reading is hard work!"

[Pirate Smile]

5. Bush complains Kerry focuses on Reality.

[ibegurpard]

6. The Bush campaign creates headlines to make into campaign issues.

eom

[prodigal_green]

7. "The facts are biased against Bush"

Thank you Jon Stewart.

[calico1]

8. Bush complains because Kerry

READS! There are not enough cartoons in the newspapers for Bush to be bothered!

[timezoned]

9. What he meant to say was

Kerry sees Bush in the headlights.

[Wickerman]

11. He is jealous, even if he could read, he can no longer comprehend

Karma, it sucks:

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

Bush Pre-senile Dementia Video

The big story - "a striking decline in his sentence-by-sentence speaking skills." The reason? One doctor says "pre-senile dementia" a catch-all term for earlier-than-normal cognitive declines (probably "dry-drunk syndrome"). This video intercuts footage from 10 years ago with recent footage - the difference is dramatic and disturbing. And obvious.

[wishlist]

12. If American voters only looked just at news headlines, Bush would lose

My husband made the point this morning that if people just heard the news, campaign speeches and debates without any media spinning or TV ads, Kerry would win in a huge landslide because he is speaking the truth and people are seeing the effects first hand of Bush misguided policies.