SCENARIO: You are George Bush, and the Sears Tower has just been leveled.

[UdoKier]

There are hundreds of casualties, and an Al Qaeda group based in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia has sent a pre-dated video claiming responsibility, so there is no doubt as to the culprit.

On closer examination, it becomes clear that the video was made inside one of Bandar Bush's palaces!

What do you do?

Remember now, you're George W. Bush.

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. You forgot

"finish dramatic reading of The Pet Goat"

[TheDebbieDee]

9. That option would get my vote!

[aden_nak]

11. And YOU forgot Poland.

[Media_Lies_Daily]

16. After seven minutes of drooling while staring vacantly.

[kayell]

18. Finish LISTENING to dramatic reading of "The Pet Goat" Remember,

You are George W. Bush, and reading is NOT fun.

[Birthmark]

2. Let's see...

...the nearest cornfield is probably Iowa. So, I hide in Iowa, invade Iran, and tell everyone what a great leader I be!

[Kierkegaard]

3. Furiously suck my thumb and scour the entire area for a copy of

'The Pet Goat.'

[Cat Atomic]

4. I'd have Bandar over, and then I'd invade the Netherlands.

Iran might've actually had something to do with the attacks. Gotta stay consistent and attack something completely unrelated. Keep everybody guessing.

[kayell]

19. Good choice! Got to remember that the Netherlands has WMD

Weed of Mass Destruction

Everyone knows that drugs support terrorism.

[MsAnthropy]

5. Smirk and say "It's a good thing I don't shop at Sears" n/t

[meatloaf]

6. Where's the option for sitting with a blank stare for 7 minutes?

[Shoeempress]

7. You left off the real answer, which would be Blame Clinton.

[RobertSeattle]

8. Tax Cuts for the Wealthy isn't an option? !!!

[billyskank]

12. Don't be silly

he was going to do that anyway. :silly:

[elfin]

10. You forgot - "don't do a damn thing" for a state

which is going to send an African American (and a DEMOCRAT) to the Senate.

[greekspeak]

13. After reading a book to children for several minutes after the attack

he will fly around like chicken little in his little plane. Then he will exploit the tragedy for political gain, send a few thousand people to Gitmo, invade Iran, and finally, long before that nation gives up, he will land on an carrier in a flight suit and say "mission accomplished." We've been there...we know what he will do.

[UdoKier]

14. Yes. History has a way of repeating itself.

Luckily, there will be no second term for that scenario to actually happen.

[robbedvoter]

15. First Bandar, invasion - then blame Kerry. And where's pet Goat?

[davsand]

17. The "To Do" list:

1. Finish that cold sixpack in the fridge.

2. Run like hell to some place FAR away.

3. Call FAUX news and give an on air interview where you blame Clinton's penis for the attack and the uber-liberal Obama AND Illinois Emergency Management people for the lack of response.

4. Blame every Dem you can think of for not having let you nuke France when they refused to help you rid the world of Saddam.

5. Announce they have found a French passport in the still burning inferno, and state that intelligence reports told you last week that the French were gonna do it--but because you didn't know what time it was scheduled for it happened anyway.

6. Make them land Air Force one and get you another cold sixpack.

7. Fly all Saudis out of the US but halt all US transport.

8. Drink another six pack.

[kayell]

20. 9. or maybe 1a - snort a line or two

[Arkana]

21. What?

No "shit my pants and run like a coward" or "sit on my ass at a photo-op and stare into space"?

[robertpaulsen]

22. Other - thank President Cheney for a job well done. n/t

[fishface]

23. Read "My Pet Goat' with the hope the problem goes away.

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