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Tue Oct-19-04 06:36 PM
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what would be a proper going away present for W? |
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What should we send when he moves out of the White House?
a copy of My Pet Goat?
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:38 PM
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1. A one way ticket to the moon! n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:16 PM
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30. But he would prefer to go to Mars! |
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:38 PM
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2. A good, swift kick to the arse!!!n/t |
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Wed Oct-20-04 04:37 AM
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I was going to say "a kick in the pants," but I guess that works too! :)
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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3. How about Federal Marshals |
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armed with an arrest warrant?
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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With a stylish link connecting them together.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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5. A Swiftboat named AWOL n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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6. Big bag of big pretzels n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:13 PM
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44. that was my first thought. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:49 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:50 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:39 PM
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To appear for a deposition, without Cheney at his side, to answer questions about his presidency:
1. What did he do in response to the 8/6/01 PDB.
2. Account for all his time and decisions made between 8/6/01 and 9-11.
3. Explain his actions ON 9-11.
that's just for starters.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:40 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:40 PM
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9. Orange coveralls and a pair of flip-flops. |
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I want that bastard in prison and his cronies with him!
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:52 PM
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19. That Was My Answer Too... |
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only I hadn't gotten as far as the flip-flops. (Nice touch!)
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:34 PM
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49. I( don't think one pair would do it. |
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:45 AM
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69. I forgot: A sandbag sack for his head and a collar and leash. |
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Detestible war criminals - all of them!
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:41 PM
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10. Incurable jock itch n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:41 PM
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11. a case of Jack Daniels |
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...let's hope the stupid and irrational mofo drinks himself to death his first 48 hours out of office.
:hippie:
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:45 PM
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A cell phone! Just as long as he in a prison cell when he uses it!
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:46 PM
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13. About 30 years hard time! |
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Wed Oct-20-04 02:42 AM
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74. NO more callers, We have a winner |
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i could only hope :toast: :bounce::bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:47 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:49 PM
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15. Billy O'Really and his toys for a cellmate! |
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:50 PM
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a toy aircraft carrier, and a gold watch with "Mission Accomplished" engraved on it.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:51 PM
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outta D.C. on a rail with tar and feathers, all the way to the pig farm.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:51 PM
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17. As soon as we know for sure he's lost |
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we should send people in DC cases of pink toilet paper and have them paper the heck out PA Ave., as close to the WH as they can get!! LOL
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:52 PM
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18. Duct tape and a sheet of plastic |
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:55 PM
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20. training wheels for his tricycle. and air bags. Seat belt. Hydraulic |
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suspension. Anti-crash radar. video surveillance. safety bars.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:58 PM
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...a shopping bag of clues and syphilis.
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Tue Oct-19-04 06:58 PM
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22. Perhaps this would suffice... |
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...I am thinking deluxe accommodations for one at the Primate Exhibit at Washington zoological gardens...and perhaps nice gift basket of bananas. Pleasant visual, da?
Comrade Ballzoff
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:40 PM
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38. Da, tovarisch! ...... Welcome to DU! |
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Wed Oct-20-04 04:05 AM
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77. Your name is a total hoot! nt |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:01 PM
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23. A Scholarship to a community college |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:01 PM
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24. A big ol steaming heap o' cow patties in the back seat of his car. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:03 PM
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25. A big pot of WMDs n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:08 PM
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26. A hood, a set of electrodes, |
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Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 07:10 PM by LibDemAlways
and a photographer to take the chimp's WH portrait.
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:09 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:10 PM
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28. A new suit and some nicely coordinated jewelry |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:15 PM
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29. Great answers! Some quite creative. My avatar speaks for me. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:26 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:31 PM
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33. Free skydiving lessons over Iraq. n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:36 PM
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34. A "care pkg." w/a flight suit, plastic turkey and back transmitter.... |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:37 PM
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35. A War Criminal Trial in the Hague. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:37 PM
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36. A Ruger .44 magnum with a U-shaped barrel... |
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:40 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:41 PM
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Tue Oct-19-04 07:54 PM
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41. A Dick Cheney blow up doll? |
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I'd even throw in the tire pump, because I'm such a generous person!
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:05 PM
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and Massengil disposable douche
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:05 PM
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You know - fossilized dinosaur doo. It's the shit that lasts forever.
Or a one way trip to Venus, a la The Marching Morons.
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Wed Oct-20-04 02:38 AM
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72. That shit DOES last forever! Welcome to DU, |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:15 PM
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45. a strand of dental floss on which he can string the skulls of his victims |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:17 PM
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46. ...and a big ol' slab of giant plastic turkey. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:29 PM
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a real good, thorough investigation into all the crimes this admin. has committed. Similar to what was done to Bill Clinton.
I think that would be appropriate. It would certainly make me happy.
:kick:
"You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in their struggle for independence." Charles A. Beard
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:29 PM
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so he can cut away the bushes
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:35 PM
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50. "Personal" lubricant. n/t |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:45 PM
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and a crash helmet.
On second thought, scratch the crash helmet. :evilgrin:
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:48 PM
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52. A lifetime spent with Babs, Laura, and the twins |
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:48 PM
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53. A coffee can filled with pig shit |
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A fitting reminder of his next destination down in Crawford.
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:49 PM
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Hope it only lasts 2, if you know what I mean...
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Tue Oct-19-04 08:52 PM
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57. I think the first lost election is |
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paper...i will give him the copy of my ballot!
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Wed Oct-20-04 02:41 AM
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73. But he lost last time! What's the proper gift for a |
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second lost election? Wood? Copper? Cloth? Scissors? Rock?
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:04 PM
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58. tar, feathers and stocked. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:36 PM
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60. A jail cell next to Saddam. |
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:37 PM
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61. Brand spanking new post as ambassador to Iraq. |
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Hell, why not Iran? They love him over there.
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:37 PM
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62. Not that this is possible |
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Edited on Tue Oct-19-04 09:38 PM by walldude
but what Bush really needs is a Freakin Clue!
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:40 PM
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I think we should let Michael Moore eat him.
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Tue Oct-19-04 09:58 PM
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64. An Indictment from The Hague... |
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And a LONG vacation in Spandau prison.
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Tue Oct-19-04 10:05 PM
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65. A harsh moment of TRUTH |
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:00 AM
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The Army, under the new skills draft, needs someone uniquely qualified to serve as a field latrine in Falluja.
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Wed Oct-20-04 12:50 AM
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67. A bill for 1,086 funerals (nt) |
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Wed Oct-20-04 01:56 AM
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70. An "isolated incident" at Abu Ghraib |
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Wed Oct-20-04 02:17 AM
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71. A BIG KICK IN THE ASS |
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Wed Oct-20-04 02:43 AM
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75. Mr. DemBones suggested that an all-expense paid trip to |
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drop him off in remote northwestern Afghanistan would be appropriate. He also suggested he be dressed in an orange jumpsuit with a target on his rear end.
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Wed Oct-20-04 03:58 AM
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76. An occupational guide book like WHAT COLOR IS MY RAINBOW. |
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And thanks to him** there are lots of people out there,to help him read it.
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Wed Oct-20-04 04:54 AM
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79. An all expenses paid holiday for shithead and family to Fallujah n/t |
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Wed Oct-20-04 05:37 AM
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81. A big ass bag of pretzels. |
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