What would you ask Bush?

[Tim4319]

If you were sitting somewhere and George W. Bush sat next to you, how would you react? What would be the first question you would ask him?

[OldEurope]

1. I´d run away,

because this would be to much for my patience.

[Tim4319]

8. I wouldn't blame you

[slipperduke]

2. Tough one.

I'm torn between asking him why he is hell bent on destroying the planet for short term, financial goals and the more obvious option of just beating him into a coma with whatever came to hand.

Is that harsh?

[Tim4319]

6. Not too harsh.

Hopefully the Secret Service, would just arrest you, and you could plead temporary insanity. Maybe, you would just spend the rest of your life in mental hospital.

[slipperduke]

11. Bollocks

There's 50 million witnesses who will swear under oath that he slipped and fell.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. I think I would feel ill

But if I choked down my nausea, I think I would ask him how his actions jibe with his faith. I really wonder how he interprets the teachings of Jesus to mean doing what he has done.

[Tim4319]

9. True, I wonder the same thing.

[JSJ]

4. "prepare to defend yourself, dumbfuck!" (not a question, to be sure)

[Tim4319]

7. That's funny!

[quaker bill]

5. Would you please do us all a favor and just resign?

[Vickers]

10. "Whatcha drinkin'?"

:spank:

[Aunt Anti-bush]

12. Would you like a pretzel?

(I know, that's not nice.) :evilgrin:

[Tim4319]

18. Funny!

[Gore1FL]

13. I'd ask him the recie for his favorite drink

n/t

[Media_Lies_Daily]

14. "So, how long have you been thinking that you're the president?"

[Media_Lies_Daily]

15. "How many lines are you up to now?"

[Media_Lies_Daily]

16. "What's that rectangle on your back?"

[annabanana]

17. How will you face your final accounting?

He doesn't really believe the "born-again" stuff he spouts.......He's just got his fingers crossed that there's nothing after life.

[Lisa]

19. call the press, and make sure they get a picture of a Japanese person ...

... throwing up on a Bush.

And I wouldn't even have to make myself throw up ... the nausea induced by having to look at him, up close and personal, would suffice.

[UAE]

20. "Whose Next Iran, N Korea, Sudan, Syria, France or Washington DC?"