What do you think Bush thinks about when he does think?

[KlatooBNikto]

[annabanana]

1. "It's Haaard Work"..................................n/t

[KlatooBNikto]

11. On the internets, maybe!

[BlueEyedSon]

2. "Where's Ramon?? Get Ramon in here dammit!"

Props to Marc Maron

[BlueEyedSon]

3. dupe

[lil-petunia]

4. Where'd they hide my bottle? Hey, someone took my stash. I wonder if

Road Runner will be on tonight. I could use some more war planning against terra.
Wait, Karl Rove is saying something to me, but I shut off my mind and it all seems like giberish. Oh, the latin voters. But I don't speak latin.

[juliagoolia]

5. LO-rah eom

[BlueEyedSon]

9. "....one of these days I'm gonna punch you in the face!"

[Diana52]

6. Thought?

I think his last original thought was the first time he was hungry!

I also think he is impotent.

She, who is feeling particularly BRATTY, today.

[Spinzonner]

7. Hmm, Pretzels

[muriel_volestrangler]

8. Himself.

"Will this help re-elect me? Will this help the groups I want jobs from after I retire? Will this stop those stupid people from disagreeing with my truth? Can I use this to get at those bastards who look down on me? Will this increase my inheritance from Daddy?"

[Aunt Anti-bush]

10. Duh, Osama Bin Hussein...

Duh, Saddam Bin Laden...

[mrbill]

12. doing LeeAnn Womack or Bo Derek....

in the Oval Office.

and he thinks a lot about baseball.

[PA Democrat]

13. I'll show my dad that I'm not a total loser

I'll do what daddy could not do, get a second term, no matter what I have to do to get it.

[pen dragon]

14. what else do dogs think about

[Justice]

15. Way Too Many Assumptions There

1. Assumes Bush thinks.
2. Assumes that if Bush thinks, he is thinking.
3. Assumes that if Bush thinks, he thinks about anything worth thinking about.

that's three, I am sure there are more.

[KlatooBNikto]

17. LOL!

[booksenkatz]

16. Squirrel. nt

[Democracy Died 2004]

18. hahaha yep Squirrel n/t

[sweetheart]

19. Deep self loathing

Bush hates himself, and this thought keeps him seeking constant
gratificatin from the outside world that he's a good decent person.
He hates his own femine side, his weakness, his stupidiy and
ignorance. This, he represses by denying its existance... but it
comes back to subvert his outer actions.

He prays to god to be cleansed, purified and forgiven, because he
has not put down the white man's burden... and needs forgiveness.
I'd say then, that he has 1 primal thought: FEAR that is the
nucleus of the other thoughts: denial, angry repression.

These then manifest as condescention and separation from others,
especially the weak, the poor and the ignorant, as he himself is
all those things, and is deeply afraid that someone will know or
find out that it is all a charade. Sadly, we all know.

Bush needs some genuine, spiritual unconditional love, to heal his
childhood abuse and pathological sickness. He belongs in loving
care, and nowhere near the levers of power.

[Nimrod]

20. I think he's honestly baffled...

By the hatred directed at him by both Americans and the rest of the world. He obviously has a messiah complex, and cannot comprehend why others will not see his obvious superiority and God-given destiny, except maybe as acts of Satan to bring him down. Lucifer must be ruling the UN, the Democratic party, the Republican rebels, and the vast majority of the world, otherwise it makes no sense everyone doesn't bow down before him and answer his every word with hosanahs. That's why they all must either be subjugated or die, for the good of their souls.

Seriously, I ain't kidding.

[Demonaut]

21. Goats

[sallydallas124]

22. honestly?...

baseball, sweets, and sleeping