Republican Knocks Himself Out While Stealing Kerry Signs

[Sannum]

For sign pilferer, politicians aren't only ones falling flat on their face
By Lynn Bartels, Rocky Mountain News
October 19, 2004

A Lakewood Republican stealing campaign signs late one night got nabbed when he ran across a low- hanging driveway chain, fell face first onto a pilfered sign and the concrete and knocked himself unconscious.

Randal Wagner, 50, was loaded into an ambulance, treated at Lutheran Medical Center for abrasions and facial cuts and issued a summons.

Wagner, who unsuccessfully tried to steal a "Dave Thomas" congressional sign that evening, had signs for other Democratic candidates in his Toyota pickup, Wheat Ridge police reported.

"I did a very stupid thing," Wagner said Monday, admitting theft of the signs. "I got caught up in the political passions of this highly contested election."

http://www.rockymountainnews.com/drmn/election/article/0,1299,DRMN_36_3264139,00.html

[AngryLizard]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!!

Hee hee hee. Snicker.

That's one down...

[Q3JR4]

2. Heh, dumbass... EOM

[fertilizeonarbusto]

3. HAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shades of Bob Boudelang :-)

[LibertyorDeath]

4. Randal Wagner, 50

PATHETIC

[derby378]

8. That pic's even worse! AAARGH!!

My eyes...my eyes...I've seen too much!!

[derby378]

5. "I done a bad, bad thing"

Gee, I wish I had a little friend...

You know, I used to have a little friend in the White House once, but he don't make sense no more.

:evilgrin:

[sui generis]

6. yes well I'm sure that he really believes that the only stupid

thing he did was to get caught.

I just love instant karma.

[louis-t]

7. "I did a very stupid thing,"

"I got caught....."

[951]

9. I wonder why he has two phone numbers?

Randal Wagner - [phone] - 2000 Simms St, Lakewood, CO 80215
Randal Wagner - [phone] - 2000 Simms St, Lakewood, CO 80215

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=off&pb=f&q=Randal+Wagner+Lakewood+Colorado&pb=f&btnG=Search+PhoneBook

[951]

10. kick

:kick:

[shockingelk]

11. Dave Thomas as in Wendy's? n/t

[Eloriel]

14. Wendy's Dave Thomas is dead

Died a couple of years ago.

[porphyrian]

21. No, Dave Thomas from Bob and Doug McKenzie...

[tomhayes]

12. Can he be sued?

For violating the sign owner's Civil Rights or Civil Liberties?

-Tom

[TahitiNut]

19. It would make sense to me. How about terrorism?

[robbedvoter]

13. Franken called it a Simpsons moment "D'oh!"

[porphyrian]

15. Randal Wagner, idiot fucking poster boy of the republican party. n/t

[Skittles]

16. he took responsibility

very rare for a repug

[EOTE]

22. He took responsibility because he had no other choice...

That's the only time a republican will take responsibility for anything.

And what's with this "contested election" crap. The election hasn't even happened yet, how the hell can it be contested?

[RedEarth]

17. lol....moran

[belle]

18. There is a God...

[proud patriot]

20. As someone who has been a victim of sign theft

I laughed at this .

[deadparrot]

23. Karma is a lovely thing.

[ignatius 2]

24. Too funny, it would be hard to knock him senseless since he obviously is

already. Thanks for the laugh.

[B Calm]

25. This makes my day!!! OMG

[MadProphetMargin]

26. Um...Oops. I rip out Bush signs all the time.

I KNOW it's wrong, but I just can't leave the bloody things alone.

[Raiden]

27. Typical Republican moran... n/t