OK. Let's settle it. Put both Pat and Bush under oath. Who is lying?

[ladybugg33]

So Pat knew about invasion plans BEFORE some key advisors and cabinet members? Oh, I forgot, they all knew about the Iraqi invasion back in 2001.

[Norquist Nemesis]

1. There's a real problem when Bush implies

Robertson is lying and gets aways with it. The fundies have to have their heads spinning!!!

The real truth is Pat's trying to save his ass.

[uhhuh]

2. I Say Both Of Them

Here's how the conversation probably went:


Robertson:

Oh George, I can't wait till you go in there and get that oil! I can't tell you how satisfying it will be to see those raghead heathens suffer for "offending God"(sarcastically). I just hope you've got a plan to distract the public from the soldiers being killed while this is going on.
I know they don't matter, but people might make a lot of noise about this with a lot of casualties.

The Chimp: Oh, don't worry. There won't be any casualties. God has told me that he will protect them all.

Robertson: George, what are you smoking? Give me some! How can you put troops on the ground, in a hostile environment, without taking losses?

The Chimp: God told me!! God told me!!!! Robertson, you better listen carefully. I have been placed here by God, I will win. The Iraqi people will submit to The Lord, or they will fall, and our troops will not recieve a scratch. God told me!

Robertson: Look George, I love the God angle as much as anybody. Never could have got where I am without it, but you sound serious.

(aside to Rove)

Robertson: What are you giving him? He's practically drooling? You better get him straight for the public. He's going to embarass us, and could bring down the whole operation.

Rove: Don't worry, we've got a new formula. Besides, there's only so much we can do. he really buys a lot of this stuff!! Incredible!

Robertson: Uh...okay.

(back to chimp)

Well George, I gotta go. You get to work. Good boy!!

The Chimp: (mumbling to himself) I'm a good boy...I'm a good boy...I'm a good boy....

[OutsourceBush]

3. Pat just says whatever Rev Moon tells him to

Oh wait, so does Bush.

[porphyrian]

4. bush lies before his synapses catch up to the thought...

Pat is an evangelical fanatic asshole with bad hair. I don't really listen to either of the pieces of shit.

[leftofthedial]

5. they're both lying

perpetually

[Barney Rocks]

6. I'd rather put

them in boxing gloves and see them fight it out!

[Skittles]

7. hard to say

they are both delusional assholes

[radfringe]

8. Take the Poll

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