Freeperology

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1. Freepers and the Bill of Rights
2. Freepers and Religion
3. Freepers and George W. Bush
4. Freepers and Swift Liars

1. Freepers and the Bill of Rights
Freepers believe in only one amendment, and it's not even called the 1st Amendment. The only Amendment you will see Freepers mention is the 2nd Amendment.

2. Freepers and Religion
I don't know what religion all the Freepers are, but I do know what religion they are not, and that is Islam. Freepers generally belive that Muslims are bogeymen that wake up every morning and say "How can I be a threat to America today?" I am myself, evidence against the Freepers constant Anti-Islamic rhetoric as I love America and fellow Americans and also accept their religion, no matter what it is. Freepers also have a love of the Christian Right, however they don't seem to care that the Christian Right has more links to groups like Al Qaeda than all the Liberals put together. (As if Liberals had links to Al Qaeda)

3. Freepers and George W. Bush
Freepers are true 'Flip-Floppers'. They used to be almost entirely against George W. Bush. There was a posting by RimJob who said he would not vote for a Cocaine Addict. Now it has completely switched. One Freeper has once said "Bush is closer to God than the Pope". So, it all changed from Bush-Hating to Bush-Worshipping.
New name for Freepers - 'Freep-Floppers'

4. Freepers and Swift Liars
One of the head Freepers also maintains the site swiftvets.com
Ultra-bigot-Freeper Jerome Corsi also had a hand in writing 'Unfit for Command'.

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1. preach on.. bruther mang...

If the freepers had the line-item veto back in 1776, here's how the original 10 Amendments of the Bill of Rights would look today:

Amendment I: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

(freeper) Amendment I: Congress shall make a very specific law respecting an establishment of religion and requiring the free exercise of worshipping a christian god therof. God bless America. (the rest is a perversion of true patriotism)

Amendment II: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

(freeper) Amendment II: (unchanged). I loves my gun. Loves my gun.

Amendment III: No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

(freeper) Amendment III: All Soldiers are required to be supported and quartered at any time by every U.S. citizen. Might makes right. Period.

Amendment IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

(freeper) Amendment IV: Not applicable due to the patriot act. Fuck the constitution. God bless America.

Amendment V: No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

(freeper) Amendment V: Not applicable according to the patriot act. Just declare anyone you like an "enemy combatant" and do what you want with them.

Amendment VI: In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the State and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the Assistance of Counsel for his defence.

(freeper) Amendment VI: Not applicable. Everyone we hate is an enemy combatant. We love the patriot act!

Amendment VII: In Suits at common law, where the value in controversy shall exceed twenty dollars, the right of trial by jury shall be preserved, and no fact tried by a jury, shall be otherwise re-examined in any Court of the United States, than according to the rules of the common law.

(freeper) Amendment VII: Nullified due to medical malpractice being the root of all evil/tort reform act of 2005. No one is accountable for anything.

Amendment VIII: Excessive bail shall not be required, nor excessive fines imposed, nor cruel and unusual punishments inflicted.

(freeper) Amendment VIII: No bail is allowed. Get a better attorney next time. There is no such thing as mitigating circumstances. Three strikes and you'll be put to death, bitch!

Amendment IX: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

(freeper) Amendment IX: Abolished so that we can discriminate against gay marriage, democrats, foreigners or the dusk races (see the marriage protection act of 2005) or anyone else we want (see patriot act).

Amendment X: The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

(freeper) Amendment X: What we say goes no matter what laws your state passes. Hear us, California?! (see the drug war debate).