"Can I Get Me A Hunting License Here?" - John Kerry

[CO Liberal]

Rush Limbaugh keeps playing an audio clip of John Kerry inquiring about the purchase of a huntin license in Ohio yesterday.

If this is all El Rushbo's got, things are looking REAL GOOD for us right now!!!

:kick:

[aden_nak]

1. He doesn't have a license in all 50 states already?

How unAmerican of him! ;)

[Wickerman]

2. Not even funny

Kerry got the license the week before.

Contrary to Bush*, Kerry CAN plan.

Co, ya gots to stop listening to that stuff, Rush is gonna lower your IQ.

[CO Liberal]

7. Someone Has to Monitor The Enemy's Movements

Besides, it's gonne be HILARIOUS listening to these assholes on November 3rd.

And now he's playing the audio of Teresa Heinz Kerry's comments about Laura Bush. The comments that Pickles said required no apology.

Rush is grasping at straws......

[Wickerman]

10. 'kay, I gotcha, but be careful

that Rush'll suck yer IQ points quicker than an Oreck 10 lb vac and we need you here and intact!

[CO Liberal]

18. Thanks - I Have My Wife Here Now To Provide Backup

Besides, I'm kinda immune to Rush's rantings, having commuted to Colorado Springs every weekday since early 1998....

[knowbody0]

3. i loved when he said that

i often talk like the people i am talking to.

[InfoMinister]

4. What's His Point Exactly?

You have to get a hunting license for each state you're in and my dad has had to travel all over the place to find a license sometimes asking the same question.

[Shrek]

16. I think he's ridiculing the verbal formulation

I.e. Kerry's trying to sound like a "real guy" by saying Can I get me a huntin' license? instead of something like May I purchase a hunting license? or whatever.

Pretty lame.

[tridim]

5. "Can I get a thousand little blues here at Denny's?" - Rush Limbaugh

You'd think these wingnuts would be praising Kerry for being a gun owner. Oh well.

[hippiechick]

6. Heh, at least Kerry GOT one ...

Bush and Cheney would just go out, shoot some stuff, then later claim the lisence application was doctored or destroyed by the liberals at the local hunting/gaming office.


:hippie:

[annabanana]

12. naw... they'd say that the laws didn't apply to them...

Like they do with the Constitution.............

[RobertSeattle]

8. The pettier their "Huffies" the better we are doing - eom

[Joylaughter]

9. Exactly

If this is all they got...they ain't got nuttin'. Yesterday the right Wing radio in LA was all about Teresa bashing. Hannity is starting to sound real desparate. Of course desparate right wingers are the most dangerous kind.

[karlrschneider]

11. I must've OD'd on my stupid pills today...is it supposed to be funny?

:wtf:

[maxsolomon]

13. oxymoron: conservative humorist

no such thing.

keep spinning, pill head.

[htuttle]

14. Limbaugh's obviously never been hunting

If he had, he wouldn't find this so funny (the humor escapes me, personally).

[mitchum]

19. Rush has done plenty of hunting (if you count trolling for...

boy whores) He is a chickenhawk in more ways than one.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

15. Stupid Politics 101.

Kerry's dumb goose hunting ploy is all too reminiscent of Dukakis' tank ride and Gore's "earth tones".

He should take the shotgun to his advisors.

[fujiyama]

17. You have a much stronger stomach

than I do. I can't stand listening or watching any RW hack.