caption today's "scary cheney PHOTO"...(caution)....

[diamond14]

[libbygurl]

1. (sinister laughter) "Hee, hee, hee...I've got my Halloween mask on...

...oh wait... I can't take the damn thing off!"

[Unstuck In Time]

2. "I'll eat your souls. All of you, your souls are MINE!"

[cvoogt]

3. that wuz some goooood chili but my bowels disagree

[WLKjr]

4. I like children

expecially the small ones, taste like chicken!

[Sparkly]

5. "I love the smell of burning voter registration forms in the morning."

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

6. I'LL GET YOU, MY PRETTIES!

AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!

[humanbeing]

7. "They'll never know who set off the nuke in a US city -- but I warned 'em!

[maddezmom]

8. I got my flu shot, but you ain't going to get yours....BWAAAAHAAAAA

[Soth]

9. "We will gets the precious..."

"The precious VP seat will be ours!

No...no! Americans is our friends, Smeagol!

Americans isn't our friends! They hates us! We'll show them! And then the precious will be ours!!"

[alvis]

10. This is O'Reilly's what?

[freedomburn]

11. Is Cheney an evil cyborg? Or is he just faking it?

For the Vice-President to essentially still be on the payroll of one of the country's biggest defense contractors while he is out on the stump using the bully pulpit to beat the war drums? I am not laughing anymore. I think this is seriously horrid and shameful, and this guy is up there with Darth Vader in my book. I mean it, what an unremitting ghoul. This guy is in league with the Sith, whatever they are.

I think this guy probably sucks the bone marrow from Peruvian orphans for breakfast and washes it down with Slimfast. His doctors harvest the white blood cells from baby harp seals and inject it into his spinal column every morning to animate him. His daughter turned lesbian at the mere thought that she might have to mate with someone who is the same gender as this walking dead automaton. Montgomery Burns wishes he could be so avaricious and unscrupulous but Smithers won't let him. He is the Manchurian Candidate sleeper who will one day possess the soul of Richard Scaife Mellon and raise an army of zombies to enslave Canada and France and make them attack one another so that he can sell them all 75mm cannons with faulty firing mechanisms that blow up at the utterance of a French word. After his fourth heart attack they tried to use the Grinch's old heart but it got rejected as too big, so they switched it out and replaced it with a lump of pure evil straight from the blackest depths of the ninth level of Hades.


But hey, that's just my humble opinion afterall...


freedomburns

[Dukakis88]

12. "Dammit, Lynne, I told you not to activate my butt plug in public."

or something like that.

[Stew225]

13. F*** you, your Holiness! eom

[cliss]

14. It's an ugly photo, but

he's even uglier in person. For those who saw the debates, his demeanor and voice only add to his ghoulishness. He really is an ogre, he ranks right up there as the most sinister person I've ever seen, or read about.

[diamond14]

15. My Halliburton friends make me sooooooo happy !!!

and I repay the compliments, ALWAYS !!!!

[NightTrain]

16. "How are you, gentlemen? All your base are belong to us. Make your time."

[freedomburn]

17. All your base are belong to ping.

[Nordic]

18. How did Mr. Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life" ever become VP of the USA?

that's what I can't figure out. Seriously!

[Dover]

19. "I'm masquerading as myself this Halloween....bwaaahahaa...bite me!"

..

[MsConduct]

20. The True Face of Evil n/t