Soviets Might Be Around if Kerry Had Led - Cheney

[No2W2004]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&ncid=1963&e=10&u=/nm/20041023/pl_nm/campaign_cheney_dc&sid=96378800

FARMINGTON, N.M. (Reuters) - The Soviet Union might still exist and Saddam Hussein might dominate the Gulf if Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry had been president in recent years, Vice President Dick Cheney said on Saturday.

(snip)

"The desert heat is making Dick Cheney come unglued," said Kerry spokesman David Wade.

"Soon he'll be arguing that John Kerry lost the Battle of Gettysburg and sank the Lusitania," Wade said.

[Swede]

1. And if W had been president when the USSR existed nobody would exist.

IMHO.

[AntiFascist]

2. Are they trying to compare Bush with Reagan again?

What a STUPID comparison.

[AntiCoup2K4]

17. God, could you just imagine that Chimp in the White House in 1962

...During the Cuban Missile Crisis?? :scared: :nuke:

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

3. They always crow about being the "party of Lincoln", but

If dumbya was president then we would probably STILL have slavery

[emulatorloo]

4. Dinosaurs would be roaming the Earth, we'd all drive Studebakers

That would be so cool

Really, what's up w dick?

[NC_Nurse]

5. Too bad we can't see "It's a Wonderful Life"

with W as the main character. We could see what the world would be like without this arrogant little prick running our country!

I don't think he and Cheney have exactly benefited the world with their recklessness and what does the USSR have to do with them anyway?

[jimshoes]

6. And if I was

10 years older and born in England, I could have been one of the Beatles.

[tabasco]

7. Back when the commies were the big enemy ...

Kerry went and fought them.

Cheney had six deferments to avoid fighting them ("other priorities").

Who's the tough guy, you lying sack of sh*t Cheney??

[Renew Deal]

8. The Lousiana territory would still be owned by France.

[Renew Deal]

9. Everyone would die at the Alamo

Again

[Renew Deal]

10. The San Francisco earthquake would have been a 10.5

[H2O Man]

11. And if the Evil Empire still existed,

Dick wouldn't be unemployed in January. As it is, however, he will be facing time in jail. I think that's what's stuck in his craw.

[gordianot]

12. Hitler might be around if the Bush family did not have their assets frozen

.....frozen during World War II. Yeah Right.

How damn silly can Cheney get? He is not as smart as Bush and that is saying a lot.


:crazy:

[charlie]

13. He forgot Poland

Welesa would remain imprisoned and Kerry would send him taunting Christmas cards every year.

[PsN2Wind]

14. And if the Dickster

hadn't have been so busy studying and knocking up Lynn, we'd a won that Viet Nam thingy.

[Jose Diablo]

15. If Gore had be President on 9-11, it wouldn't have happened

This steaming pile of male bovine processed grass that we have had for the last 4 years would never have happened if we had someone that knew what the sexual intercourse they were doing as president.

And that rectum running Florida would now be behind bars, as would that female dog Kathie for vote fraud.

[neebob]

16. Farmington isn't far from here

I thought I caught a whiff of bullshit today.