kerry met with communist lesbians and made them have abortions

[democrat in Tallahassee]

and then took away their guns right before he had affairs with all of them. The he shot them in the back as they were trying to escape from his swiftboat white slavery boat.
There did that cover everything.
Oh I forgot; he slept with Bin Ladin too.
So there.

[swag]

1. Not his proudest moment.

[aquart]

2. How did the communist lesbians get pregnant?

[theHandpuppet]

10. Parthenogenesis?

The next big scare word for the GOPangelicals!

Today -- stem cell research

Tomorrow -- PARTHENOGENESIS!!!

Run for the hills! The self-replicating lesbians are coming! :D

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. Turkey basters?

:shrug:

[noiretextatique]

16. turkey basters filled with flu vaccines?

supplied by the trial lawyer edwards, of course.

[OneTwentyoNine]

19. Bill Clinton,instead of capturing OBL......nt

[Soup Bean]

3. But he didn't let them get MARRIED did he?

I mean, that's a bridge too far....

[Career Prole]

5. He altar-boyed at the wedding...

...and took communion.

[farmbo]

4. Damn! Cheney's right! Kerry does coddle the Soviets.

No way we can win this election.

:crazy:

[DAGDA56]

6. It's all true, base upon his own testimony to the winter soldiers in...

...congress...of course, Clinton made him do it.

[PsN2Wind]

7. And he did this in France

of all goddamned places.

[charlyvi]

8. They were RICH lesbians....

and gave him all their money.

[salinen]

9. Dupe

[DAGDA56]

11. Yes, he was...

...duped by the French, the Commies, the rich Lesbians and Bill Clinton....excuse me while I catch my breath and wipe the spittle off the screen.

[noiretextatique]

15. and he would have been duped by the soviet union

if he had been president instead of raygun...so said, cheney aka the evil one, today.

[Gman]

12. He's so immoral

just disgusting.

[Maccagirl]

13. The Swifties really have me confused...

Are they stomping their little feet because Lt. Kerry killed too many Vietnamese, or too few? Please set me straight.

[democrat in Tallahassee]

17. and I forgot; hillary was there too

[noiretextatique]

18. after she killed vince foster

black widow style :thumbsup:

[Ilsa]

20. Those lesbians are destroying troop moral in Iraq now.

Kerry sent them there to undermine the war effort.

He also either blackmailed or had sex with the heads of state of several foreign governments to convince them to withdraw from Iraq, especially, Costa Rica, Spain, and Japan. Did I forget anyone?

[Kukesa]

22. Yes, you forgot Poland. n/t

[devilgrrl]

21. Sounds like some of this shit on an ex-friends message board...

I'm not posting the address either. :mad:

[porkrind]

23. That Bastard !!!

But then he turned 40 and was born again, so all is forgiven. Right? Right?

[More Than A Feeling]

24. He is planning to ban the bible and outlaw christianity as we speak n/t

[leeroysphitz]

25. Well I heard

that he did all this (in France) while talking dirty with a VERY thick and very librul Massachusetts accent. (I think he also flew to Hanoi With Jane Fonda and personally verbally taunted American P.O.W.'s wile sipping French wine with Ho Chi Minh (again in an OUTRAGEOUS New England accent. Wow. What a complete bastard.

[m berst]

26. links?

Uh... do you guys have like, um, any links or anything to back any of this stuff up?

:silly:

[Swamp Rat]

27. That's OK. Bush eats babies.

[despairing optimist]

28. What about the UFO baby? You forgot that one

From his silly days in Area 57.