Getting to know Ann Coulter - Quotes

[Q]

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Liberal soccer moms are precisely as likely to receive anthrax in the mail as to develop a capacity for linear thinking.
Ann Coulter

Liberals are stalwart defenders of civil liberties - provided we're only talking about criminals.
Ann Coulter

Liberals become indignant when you question their patriotism, but simultaneously work overtime to give terrorists a cushion for the next attack and laugh at dumb Americans who love their country and hate the enemy.
Ann Coulter

My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.
Ann Coulter

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.
Ann Coulter

We should invade their countries, kill their leaders and convert them to Christianity. We weren't punctilious about locating and punishing only Hitler and his top officers. We carpet-bombed German cities; we killed civilians. That's war. And this is war.
Ann Coulter

We've finally given liberals a war against fundamentalism, and they don't want to fight it. They would, except it would put them on the same side as the United States.
Ann Coulter

When contemplating college liberals, you really regret once again that John Walker is not getting the death penalty. We need to execute people like John Walker in order to physically intimidate liberals, by making them realize that they can be killed, too. Otherwise, they will turn out to be outright traitors.
Ann Coulter

Whether they are defending the Soviet Union or bleating for Saddam Hussein, liberals are always against America. They are either traitors or idiots, and on the matter of America's self-preservation, the difference is irrelevant.
Ann Coulter

While the form of treachery varies slightly from case to case, liberals always manage to take the position that most undermines American security.
Ann Coulter

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/authors/a/ann_coulter.html


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"Clinton masturbates in the sinks."---Rivera Live 8/2/99

"God gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, 'Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. It's yours.'"---Hannity & Colmes, 6/20/01

The "backbone of the Democratic Party" is a "typical fat, implacable welfare recipient"---syndicated column 10/29/99

To a disabled Vietnam vet: "People like you caused us to lose that war."---MSNBC

"I think there should be a literacy test and a poll tax for people to vote."---Hannity & Colmes, 8/17/99

"I think women should be armed but should not vote."---Politically Incorrect, 2/26/01

"If you don't hate Clinton and the people who labored to keep him in office, you don't love your country."---George, 7/99

"We're now at the point that it's beyond whether or not this guy is a horny hick. I really think it's a question of his mental stability. He really could be a lunatic. I think it is a rational question for Americans to ask whether their president is insane."---Equal Time

"It's enough to be impeached for the president to be a pervert."---The Case Against Bill Clinton, Coulter's 1998 book.

"Clinton is in love with the erect penis."---This Evening with Judith Regan, Fox News Channel 2/6/00

"I think we had enough laws about the turn-of-the-century. We don't need any more." Asked how far back would she go to repeal laws, she replied, "Well, before the New Deal...The Emancipation Proclamation would be a good start."---Politically Incorrect 5/7/97

"If those kids had been carrying guns they would have gunned down this one gunman. ... Don't pray. Learn to use guns."---Politically Incorrect, 12/18/97

"The presumption of innocence only means you don't go right to jail."---Hannity & Colmes 8/24/01

"I have to say I'm all for public flogging. One type of criminal that a public humiliation might work particularly well with are the juvenile delinquents, a lot of whom consider it a badge of honor to be sent to juvenile detention. And it might not be such a cool thing in the 'hood to be flogged publicly."---MSNBC 3/22/97

"The thing I like about Bush is I think he hates liberals."---Washington Post 8/1/00

"My libertarian friends are probably getting a little upset now but I think that's because they never appreciate the benefits of local fascism."---MSNBC 2/8/97

http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/features/2001/0111.coulterwisdom.html

[darkism]

1. Ugh...

I fucking hate her. So very much.

Go al Pieda!

[noiretextatique]

2. thank you, Q...i was just saying: i don't think i could despise coulter

anymore than i do already, but i have been proven wrong...again.
:grr:

[Cleita]

3. Kudos!

I have to congratulate you for even writing this down let alone reading it the first time. Her jabberwocky just makes my head spin and I can't go on with it.

[undercover_brother]

4. Just another sensationalist book pusher with 15 minutes of fame

[LoZoccolo]

5. "We killed civilians."

And you got a pie in your face! Woooo-ha!

[rurallib]

6. You always hope that if there is a God

that She has a sense of humor and will have the Ann Coulters of the world have car trouble late at night in some neighborhood where she is known and hated.
Much as I hate to say this I always hope that people like this have to someday send their kids to fight some totally insane war (like Iraq)
Or that someday as Annie is about to undergo some lifesaving operation she looks up to see the doctor is from one of her hated groups (just about anyone non-white) and she spouts a string of venom as she goes under.

[noiretextatique]

8. coulter's fate is sealed

i predict her clearly fragile connection with reality will snap completely...and very soon.

[MichiganVote]

7. The female version of Rush the Lush. A true whackjob

[Lilli]

12. Thats EXACTLY how I describe her when peeps ask n/t

[Brundle_Fly]

9. it's really got to be more about celebrity

than actual thinking, don't you think?

being evil and outspokenly so gets her on television where she pushes her books. I can't believe someone could be so arrogant and malicious.

but then again I am a hearty old liberal.

[Rich Hunt]

10. yes, that's fascism

Thank you, Ann Coulter, for admitting you're a fascist. Your followers are therefore fascists. The ones who refuse to admit that there is anything fascist about these quotes are simply liars.

Not to worry, she's useful in exposing these fascists.

[Arkana]

11. Poor Mann Coulter

She's so misunderstood--a raving lunatic whose credibility has been flushed gracefully down the shitter.

[pen dragon]

15. She's a mental dumpster

[Cat Atomic]

13. And she gets plenty of mainstream exposure. Can you imagine a

person from the left, who makes those kind of extremist, psychotic statements being interviewed regularly on the Today Show? There is no left-wing version of Ann Coulter. Nothing on our side comes close to her kind of openly hateful, baseless attacks. The most extreme liberal voice you'll hear in the mainstream is Michael Moore, and he's not even lying.

Liberal media, pff.

[Raiden]

14. She sure is a nasty, hateful bitch

That's pretty much all I can say about her. She pretty much speaks for herself.

"If we're so cruel to minorities, why do they keep coming here? Why aren't they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?"

Hmmmm... I just don't know what to say. The bitch is so fuckin' callous.

[porkrind]

16. Ann Coulter: one of the Clinton witch-hunt "elves".

The "elves" were a task force of unethical right-wing lawyers given the job of bringing down the president by any means necessary. They were little versions of Ken Starr. Like Ken Starr, Ann Coulter is a traitor, guilty of attempting to overthrow the legitimate government of the USA.

But that was the 90's. She currently spends all her time trying to capitalize on her 15-minutes of fame by writing ridiculous right-wing screeds, speaking to right-wing radical groups, and using her questionable looks to sell books filled with fascist neocon ravings.

I think "Al-pieda put her in her place. Give it a year or two, and she will fade into obscurity and join the likes of Urkel, Vanilla Ice, and Linda Tripp. :)

[MisterP]

17. "the benefits of local fascism" but we can't call her what she is:

a Nazi. I'm half-German: I know what a Nazi is.
Q.E.D.

[porkrind]

18. Nazi

good point. We have seen her kind before. :(

[ever_green]

19. She makes me puke a little

:puke:
What a bitch. An ignorant, hateful bitch.

[Nordic]

20. why does this woman still have a mouth to speak from?

Seriously, someone needs to shut her up big time.

What if this was someone talking about blacks? How long would they last?

But we liberals, oh no, we let people have the right to threaten us and demand violence against us. It's all part of a "healthy dialogue".

I say fuck that. Make an example of the putrid nazi.

[MsConduct]

21. I still can't believe they wasted perfectly good pies on her! n/t