Please Do All You Can -- DINOSAURS!

[politick]

In America today, we face many very real threats: terrorism, disease, democracy; but one threat outshines them all. This is why I am asking you to do all you can to protect our president from an attack by a deadly velociraptor.

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For years, the liberals in congress have tried to convince the American people that these ancient predators pose no threat to our country's leaders. But since Jurassic Park made this technology possible, those of us with clear vision see a troubling cloud of threat gathering on the horizon. With their zen-like concentration, steely determination, calculating eyes and long, razor-sharp claws, the velociraptor is the perfect killing machine. Our president would stand no chance against one of these beasts, despite his several blackbelts and general down-home Texas charm.

These creatures are worse than trial lawyers.

I do hope you'll do all you can to protect the President from this tragic fate. Imagine what a velociraptor would do to his mortal, human flesh. What terrible sciences it would conduct on the poor, defenseless President, writhing, begging for mercy, screaming out for Dick Cheney. Egad! 'Tis too much to bear. Join us, won't you?

[Paradise]

1. today, on c-span, i saw a show taking place at pj's sports bar in texas.

searched, found the site, and found email addys for all 'regulars'. i sent each of them a friendly email with this link:

http://www.kerrysupport.com/upriver/

there's lots of creative things we can do! get creative, please! :hi:

btw, they seemed to be reasonable people who were NOT gung-ho *!
we've got to start somewhere!

[politick]

2. Well, We

here at PPPGWBGEBV cannot endorse any candidate who has not acknowledged the clear and present danger posed by these fierce killers.