What will happen at Free Republic after Kerry is elected?

[Sannum]

Mass Suicide? Will they try a Recall Election? Will they all just go away?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. I'm hoping for Mass Suicide....

The Gene Pool needs a bit of clorox.

[specter]

3. LOL

[OutsourceBush]

16. Since most of the people in the armed forces claim to be republican...

well, I guess they are sorta committing suicide either way following bush. (all due respect to the military)

[Liberal Veteran]

17. That's more like invoking the harsher side of darwinism...

...sad, but true.

[Maestro]

2. They'll start a four year

bitch and moan section.

[Walt Starr]

Complete Protonic Reversal

They'll implode!

[bushwakker]

4. Iraq will become an unnecessary over-extension of the military

our troops are not peace-keepers or nation-builders - didn't you know that?

[LTR]

5. Half of the place gets banned for trolling

So much of the stuff posted over there is so ridiculous I'm convinced it's the work of disruptors putting on an act.

The other 50 or so will demand immediate impeachment of President Kerry.

[ComerPerro]

6. They will be about 100 times as annoying

Suddenly, they will revert to the government hating, isolationist, black helicopter conspiracy nutjobs that they always were.

If a Bush supporting Washroom attendant comes on Limbaugh's show accusing Kerry of failing to use soap when washing his hands, look for it to be all over free republic as the biggest scandal of the year. "Washroomgate" or "soapgate". They will even call for Kerry's impeachment.

[acmavm]

7. Remember that really greasy nasty hat wearing nazi in Indiana Jones

and what happened to him when they opened the crate that held the Ark of the Covenant? Remember his meltdown? Well, picture that time however many members they have on that board.

[ClintonTyree]

8. IT WILL BE HOT!!

There will be countless death threats aimed at Democrats from all walks of life, from the top to the bottom. It will NOT be a pretty sight over there. Rim Job will be issuing manifestos, many Freeps accounts will be terminated, WE will be attacked ad nauseam by them. It's not going to be pretty, but it never is over there. I expect total meltdown for weeks afterwords.

[Dufaeth]

9. They'll all try to give Kerry a blowjob

Take one for the team they'll say.

[bloom]

10. I predict - they will have a blast

blaming all the problems of the world on Kerry, DU, and the democrats.

[dogtag]

11. Oh hell, they'll be working on the forthcoming impeachment!

[tkmorris]

12. This

[meow2u3]

15. Is this what Crashcart means...

...by the threat of terrorists nuking cities when Kerry's elected?

We cracked the code: the terrorists who are threatening to nuke major cities are in the White House now--and must be stopped at all costs1

[ET Awful]

13. They may finally REALLY drink the kool-aid, or eat the pudding

like the Heavens Gate folks.

Or maybe (and this is a REALLY big maybe), they'll come to their senses and realize the error of their ways.

[Crunchy Frog]

14. Heads exploding everywhere, huge mess.

Then rage, talk of secession, and violence, cries about the victimization of the right and how Kerry and the Democrats cheated, are evil and will destroy the country. Talk of Kerry being illegitimate. Massive whinefest.

I expect we'll see it all. I plan to bring popcorn.:)

[radwriter0555]

18. they'll all move to POLAND.

:)

[TahitiNut]

19. Spelling errors will double.

... as fingers slip from spittle-covered keys.

[Maiden England]

20. make sure you wear a rain suit

that sh*t stains when it explodes

[rockydem]

21. I hope they leave the country

I no longer want to share this place with them. I don't want to have anything to do with them. I don't want them as fellow citizens. I don't want to know that I even breathe the same air as them. I want them out of here.

[AlFrankenFan]

22. Spontaneous combustion n/t

[philosophie_en_rose]

23. *Ping* *Ploink* *Pop*

The sounds of freeper heads exploding. :)

[camero]

24. Headline Nov. 3, 2004

Freeper heads explode everywhere. Sporadic Violence in Fresno.

[The empressof all]

25. There will be much flapping of gums and gas passing

But the ones with a half a brain will be secretly relieved.

[Blue_Tires]

26. probably start a lot of hot-air talk

about armed revolt...you know, they need to keep those "blacks, jews, and mexicans down"

[Renew Deal]

27. It will take 4 years

to clean all the brain matter off the monitors.