What right wing idiocy have you heard that make you snicker and eye roll?

[Liberal Veteran]

I heard two people talking this week that said Hillary wasn't going to run for president this year because if Kerry wins she plans to be appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.

Where the fuck do people come up with this kind of stuff?

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

1. They always revert to one of the Clintons

when they can't think of anything else to say.

[Diana52]

11. Horrible

Okay, this still makes me *shudder* when I think about it.

I am in rural East, TN.

Had an elderly client in the office who thought she had an "original" letter from Bush, and would I make a copy of it for her. Sure, no big deal, and, of course, I read it. It was just a "send me money", thing so that I can continue to fight evil, yadda, yadda, yadda.

She then proceeded to make several personal, disparaging comments about Senator Kerry; ending with....<CAUTION> "he's married to that Ni**er from Africa"! I was just speechless, and I can't remember EVER being speechless.

I told my partner, that if she ever darkens the door again, he would have to deal with her.

The up-side (if there is one to that type of mentality) is that her transaction that day resulted in a bonus in my paycheck, which I donated to the Kerry/Edwards campaign.

I'll never understand Tennessee. (I'm originally from Michigan). It's very pretty here, and there is an abundance of sunshine, but these people just absolutely THRIVE on hate!

[Lisaben2619]

2. Too bad that's not true.

[gmoney]

No, Hillary's running for President so she...

can appoint Bill to head the UN and effectively rule the world!! Isn't it obvious!??

[Cleita]

3. All of it.

And when you think that they can't top themselves in ignorance and stupidity, they do!

[TahitiNut]

12. Yup.

:noddinghead:

[Cleita]

4. Dupe

Sorry, double post.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. I think you mean 'Hitlery'

:eyes:

Can't these idiots just leave the Clintons alone?

[noiretextatique]

6. NYT: *'s IQ is larger than kerry's

based on "research" by white supremacists

[tedoll78]

7. Some standards..

"They'll take mah guns away!"

"Th' homos will be in our skools!"

"Th' Bible'll be eeleeguhl.."

"Fraaaance will stop us from defendin' 'rselfs."

[Alleycat]

8. Someone actually said to me....

and I quote "that Kerry don't know how to keep his wife in line, can't vote "fur" him"

[Astrochimp]

10. "Kerry is the one with no record ,.................

The only thing he's ever really done in his life is serve in Vietnam and get a few medals, otherwise the rest of his life he's loafed around doing mostly nothing worth noting."


And it is hard to argue with people that dumb.

[seeker4ever]

9. "Better to fight 'em over there then here"

Stupid fucks!

A "t e r r o t i s t" can be one fucking "g u y". You can not KILL ALL THE TERRORISTS GOD FUC*ING DAMMIT! It takes more than sending some one else's kids to die to fight terrorists.

One thing to remember; a Republican is either one of or a combination of three things.

1. Ignorant
2. Greedy
3. Violent

[Bronco69]

13. I had a woman tell me that we needed to re-elect (sic) bush*

because "he needs 4 more years to get the job done and get us out of that mess in Iraq."

[pacalo]

14. A fundie told me that she is waiting for the rapture, can't wait until it

takes place, & that they are all expecting Bush to lead the way.

What disturbs me the most are the KoolAid drinkers & the fact that they vote.

[greekspeak]

15. Anything that connects Shrub and God

Like any respectable deity would use that numbnuts as a mouthpiece. I mean, come on...is any deity stupid enough to choose Shrub really worth worshiping?

[Ladyhawk]

16. "Deficits are good for the economy."

[Liberal Veteran]

17. Unless they are democratic deficits that is....

...then they are bad for the economy.

[MGKrebs]

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[6th Borough]

19. This one is far from the most idiotic, but it peeves me to no end...

...you can't change a commander in wartime. Forgeting the fact that Shrub STARTED this damn war without provocation, consider: Truman finished FDR's war; Eisenhower finished Truman's war; Nixon finished Johnson's (very few troops were put in by Kennedy) war...etc.

Talk about an inane position no matter how you try to justify it.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

20. snopes.com was unreliable

Because it only refuted a few of the more famous cases on the fabled Clinton Death List horseshit, and not all of them. AH-HA he claimed, librul biasification!!

My eyes rolled out of my skull and dotted themselves.

[baldguy]

21. A "Christian" lady said she was voting for duhbya

'cause he's a godly man.

This lady was black.

[Gogi]

22. Just about all of it, dear.

eom

[charlyvi]

23. Edwards caused the flu vaccine shortage.

I still have a hard time understanding how, because I'm laughing my ass off while they tell me.

[shanti]

24. that kerry is a socialist

this dork from another website continually spouts this and other outrageous lies.

[kwyjibo]

25. Half the democrats are just bums looking for a handout

and a big chunk of the rest are protesters who think that the US is an evil empire.


this was my dad, who disappoints me more and more every time we have a political discussion. He's intelligent, I know he is, so why can't he see how wrong it is to say something like this?

[sphincter]

26. Not about politicians..

"There is no proof to support the fact that HIV has ever been contracted through heterosexual relations..."

[Dark]

28. Welcome to DU sphincter!

:hi:

That is pretty stupid. You have to wonder if these people think before they speak.

[Dark]

27. 'Gay marriage will be the downfall of Society!'

As if terrorism, global warming, famines, genocide, ruined economies, and the rest of the world ready to tear our throats out are just trivialities.