Help with FREEPer email!!!!

[devilgrrl]

Okay, I need help shooting down this pile of crap that landed in my inbox. Thanks in advance.


Who's the Dummy?
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> > > >              Everyone seems to make fun of President Bush and
> > > >              his use of the English language.
> > > >              However, if the truth be known, he is not the only one who says
> > > > things that make little to no sense at times - check for yourself......
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> > > >             ***********************************
> > > >
> > > >               "The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
> > > >             - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                  "I have made good judgments in the past.
> > > >             I have made good judgments in the future."
> > > >             - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >               "The future will be better tomorrow."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                  "I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
> > > >              -  John F. Kerry
> > > >             (No apology? No correction? No change?)
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >                 "We have a firm commitment to NATO,
> > > >             we are a part of NATO.
> > > >              We have a firm commitment to Europe.
> > > >             We are a part of Europe."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                 "A low voter turnout is an indication
> > > >             of fewer people going to the polls."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                 "We are ready for any unforeseen event that
> > > >              may or may not occur."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                  "For NASA,
> > > >             space is still a high priority."
> > > >              - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >                  "Quite frankly,
> > > >              teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
> > > >              -  John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >              "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment.
> > > >              It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
> > > >             - John F. Kerry
> > > >
> > > >              "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
> > > >             - John F. Kerry
> > > >

[Sannum]

1. Ugh

Those are Bushisms with John Kerry's name on them. Just google them.

[HEyHEY]

2. Uh, aren't the first two Bush Quotes?

[Philostopher]

3. These don't all sound like Bush*isms...

Aren't some of them Quayle and Reagan gaffes? None of them, to my knowledge, is a Kerry gaffe.

These turds can't even come up with anything original -- they just copy stupid sh*t their 'heroes' have said and attribute it to the current Dem candidate. This same list, or one much like it, went around in 2000 with all the quotes attributed to Al Gore.

[zoeybug]

4. snopes has something on this

See http://www.snopes.com/quotes/candidate.asp

All of the statements evidently were said by Quayle, except one, which was said by George W.

[buff2]

5. They did the same thing to Gore

They take bu$hisms and put our guys names on them. Oh they think they are soooooooo outsmarting us......LOL! NO ONE ON THIS PLANET PHUCKS UP THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE LIKE BUSH DOES.......NO ONE!!!!!!!

[opiate69]

6. Here ya go..

Comments: If some of these nitwitticisms seem familiar, it's not because you've ever heard Senator John F. Kerry utter them. With the sole exception of the first example, which is a close paraphrase of something President G.W. Bush actually said in 2000, proper credit for the majority of the regrettable statements on this list goes to former Vice-President Dan Quayle (see sources below).

Give or take a few individual quotations, the same list has circulated continuously since 1999, with the statements attributed variously to J. Danforth Quayle, President G.W. Bush, Vice-President Al Gore, and now presidential candidate John Kerry.


http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_john_kerry_quotes.htm

[lanparty]

7. They're all Dan Quayle Quotes !!!!

This is the typical freeper lie. Thats their tactic keep the lies rolling so fast that people don't have a chance to debunk any!!!!

http://www.politicalamazon.com/quotes.html#Quayle

http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/quayle/qq/sci.tech.html
http://www.xmission.com/~mwalker/DQ/quayle/qq/geography.html

http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/535.html
http://www.quotationspage.com/quote/549.html

http://www.quotationspage.com/quotes/Dan_Quayle/

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Spotting Dan Quayle quotes are easy. They're the ones that seem self defeating and utterly moronic in a completely mindless kind of way.

Bush quotes are like Quayle quotes, except they have "swagger".

Rummy's quotes are like Yogi Bera, except they're more rhetorical.

[MsUnderstood]

8. If you haven't replied yet

Make sure to put "I think the man who says this should never be a president!" in the subject and then give them the information.

Reel them in with the subject!

Hahaha

[lanparty]

9. Check the cc: line ....

If they were stupid enough to advertise the other recipients, please email the TRUTH about these to others!!!!

[shraby]

10. They are all at this site:

<http://www.dubyaspeak.com>