America is now safer from wolves

[Radio-Active]

You didn't think Bush was clearing brush and clearcutting trees for no reason, did you?

In order to protect us from wolves, our President has adopted an environmental policy that protects us from the wolves in America's creepy forests, the halls of timber terror!!

So you see, America must clear all her brush, chop down all her trees, and the terrorists will have nowhere to hide!

This is a message for the big bad scary wolves:

We are destroying your homes, pre-emptively invading the forests (which are safe havens for the terrorist wolves) to protect America. You can run, but you can't hide!

[Rainbowreflect]

1. It's all clear to me now.

;-)

[realFedUp]

2. I'm more afraid of the sheep....

who don't like changing horses in mid-chaos.

Animal Farm

[MadHound]

3. What gets me about the whole issue of wolves

Is that we are suffering from an epedimic of deer. Fewer people are hunting them, and with no natural predators, they are becoming an epidemic. Not only have they invaded suburbia and urban areas, they are posing a definite risk for several things, increased auto crashes, the spread of lyme disease, the spread of Mad Cow disease, etc. etc. If we reintroduced the wolf back into their former habitats, we would no longer have a deer problem. And being that wolves fear man, we would run little risk of a deadly encounter between wolves and men.

[NJmaverick]

4. bush gave the wolves 350 tons of high explosives

That is his plan for keeping us safe.