If Dick Cheney is standing in a forest...

[Thatguitarman]

These questions probably belong here...

If a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it... does it make a sound?

Hmmm.

If Dick Cheney is standing in a forest and there's no one there to hear him...
...is he still lying?

If Colin Powell falls in the forest and there's no one there...
..does anyone really care anymore?

If Donald Rumsfeld is standing in the forest...
...does he still wanna carpet bomb the forest?

And...

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If George W. Bush is in the forest...
... the idiot is probably lost but won't admit it.

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Cool stuff goin' on on this website:

http://www.thatguitarman.com

Maybe I'll see you guys there. One week until election day and, I'm starting to feel pretty good about it. I think the Bush administration is soon going to be a dark and absurd chapter in our history. But, then it will be up to ALL of us, all reasonable thinking people, to help bring this unCivil War to an end in this country.

ALL of us.

(Anybody got any other questions?)

[Coyul]

1. If dick cheney is in a forest

and a tree falls on him, will anyone care? ;)

[nostamj]

2. does this mean that the bushies left a forest standing?

that would be good news!

[RobertSeattle]

3. Let's send Cheney back to the Forests of Jackson, WY

[Thatguitarman]

4. If John Ashcroft...

If John Ashcroft is in the forest...


...does he still have access to my email?

[Thatguitarman]

5. If George Bush falls in the forest...

If George W. Bush falls in the forest...

...did he choke on a pretzel or was he drunk again?