Bush and MS-NBC accuse Private Lynndie England's embryo

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Bush and MS-NBC accuse Private Lynndie England's embryo

The bush administration and MS-NBC are now saying that former private
Lynndie England's embryo is to blame for the 380 tons of high
explosive missing at the Al Qa Qa munitions site.

White house spokesman McCleanin said that "we have deduced
that only a pin head could have been responsible for this and
we know that Ms. England had just become pregnant at that time."
So we are looking into this and other privates to place responsibility on this pinhead operation. When asked by the press, how a embryo the size of a pinhead could move 760,000 lbs of (380 tons) to a secure location, the Whitehorse said that "anything was possible when you have your own reality and we always know who to blame and not to blame". MS-NBC said that this is the story they are following now and are trying to get an interview with Ms. England's newly born child from
her jail cell.

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1. Now that's amusing

Have we found a replacement scapegoat for the Clenis?

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2. Thanks

It got published at The spoof
here's the link http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?latest=1
if you want to read the whole article and rate it.

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3. Are they going to try the embryo as an adult? Go for the death penalty?

Or will it just be life in prison?

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4. read post 2

and you can get the complete story.