DAMNIT when are we going to MARS?!

[captainjack]

my garage is now full, and i need more room. didn't bush promise that we'll go to mars soon. argh, i wish he would hurry up. not like he's fighting a war or anything, lazy bastard.

[indigobusiness]

1. As soon as Major Tom finds his way back

with the ride.

[flyingfysh]

2. why don't we just send Bush to Mars?

[drdtroit]

3. Yeah, and I want my alternative fuel cell car! WTF! He promised!!

[wellstone_democrat]

4. Yeah, and where's my hovercar!

I was promised them in the year 2000 by my second grade "Weekly Reader"

[amazona]

6. is that the same Weekly Reader...

...that thinks Chimpy will win?

Do not put false hope in the Weekly Reader my friend.

[wellstone_democrat]

10. They've been lying since 1962 by my estimates!

Can't trust 'em on hovercars, can't trust 'em on electoral politics.

Thanks for the gentle correction!

[amazona]

5. do we ALL have to go ?

Maybe we can just send the Bush administration and, of course, the contents of your garage?

[Journeyman]

7. Right after we get those five weekly updates on Iraq. . .

we were promised back in May, we'll be winging our way to Mars and beyond. Or maybe not.

[Fleshdancer]

8. Right after Africa gets their funding for AIDS

I recommend unpacking your bags for now.

[lanparty]

9. As soon as all the "Pro Mars" people ...

As soon as all those "Pro Mars" people scrape together 1 trillion dollars to pay for the useless joy ride!!!!

Don't expect everyone else to pay for your dreamy aspirations of doing something for the sake of doing it. Mountains are meant to be climbed by wild-eye'd reckless people who won't be missed. You dream it, you finance it, you do it!!! Don't get society involved in your sideshow!!!!!