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hangemhigh Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:26 PM
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Jon Stewart, if Bush loses, do you think he'll leave?
I could do him (JS) every day and twice on Sunday!
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bleedingheart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:27 PM
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1. well you know Bush doesn't read the papers...
hahahahaha
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Pirate Smile Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:28 PM
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2. I don't think his wife would like that. Just a hunch.
:P
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hangemhigh Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:36 PM
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6. He's my virtual luver, that's all.
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IChing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:28 PM
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3. How many times
has this been discussed on progressive forums?
Many, many times. Love jon america's most loved newsman.
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hangemhigh Donating Member (587 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:34 PM
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5. Jonh Kerry is great, but ...
Jon Stewart made this nightmare do-able.
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napi21 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:34 PM
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4. That was his greatest line tonight! And Kerrey loved it too!
I know we have all talked about that on DU a lot. It was just funnier coming from Jon!
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mediaman007 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Oct-26-04 10:41 PM
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7. He will go on a vacation to Crawford. He will continue the vacation until
he is reminded to return to D.C. (That call will never come.)

In the meantime, the Kerry administration will take over and restore normalcy to the World.

Bush will continue to think that he is the President*, but since he doesn't read the paper, or watch the news, he will continue the vacation.

He will reemerge in 2024 (ala Rip Van Winkle) and be amazed that the World will have a robust economy. U.S. will be robust with education and employment. The military budget will be under 200m. Bush will not recognize the World and its unity.

He will be asked why he didn't pardon Cheney, Rumsfeld, Ashcroft, Rove and Wolfewiz (sic). He will say that he wondered why they didn't call him.

Enough, sorry I rambled.
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