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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 03:58 PM
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just a little silly joke.......
On a train there was Bill Clinton, George Bush, a spectacular looking blonde
and an old lady.

After several minutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel
and the unmistakable sound of a slap is heard.

When they leave the tunnel, Clinton had a big red slap mark on his cheek.

(1) The blonde thought, "That rascal Clinton wanted to touch me and by
mistake he must have put his hand on that old lady, who in turn must have slapped
his face."

(2) The old lady thought, "That dirty old Bill Clinton laid his hands on the
blonde and she smacked him."

(3) Bill Clinton thought, "George put his hand on that blonde and by mistake
she slapped me."

(4) George Bush thought, "I hope there's another tunnel soon so I can smack
Clinton again."
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fob Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:04 PM
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1. that's just dumb, not silly. Why post it here?
And yes I do have a sense of humor, it's just been under attack by these bullshit anti-Clinton email "jokes" for over 10 years and that portion of my funny bone has worn dow to a frayed nerve.

This "joke" is one of the small hits perpetuated to shore up bush*s alleged moral superiority, and I won't stand for it, even here, especially now.

Otherwise, we're cool.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:07 PM
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2. funny
I thought that it pointed up what a miserable bully
* is.....(just goes to show everybody's different)
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sister moon Donating Member (391 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:10 PM
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3. That's how I took it, Annabanana
You have to grow a thick banana skin when you post here, humorously or otherwise. A lot of "intense" types here I've noticed.
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annabanana Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:12 PM
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4. I gues we're all wound a little tight this week......
I will be SO glad when it's over and we can sleep the sleep of the just with Kerry safe with his 300+ EV's
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MI Cherie Donating Member (682 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:12 PM
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5. I got a needed giggle
Kind of shows how * is sneaky and willing to let others take the blame for the trouble he causes.
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BrotherBuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:25 PM
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7. It's the bully bit and more...
it demostrates how kind innocent people perceive things differently. I liked it.:)
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KlatooBNikto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:30 PM
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8. You sure George didn't try to kiss Bill?
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onecitizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-27-04 04:25 PM
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6. It was cute!
Thanx for the chuckle today!
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