Found this fundie end-times comic strip at school. Hilarious!

[antigone382]

Guess what? If you don't accept Jesus into your heart, you're going to become an evil puppy killing Goddess worshipper!

I'm annoyed that they would try to terrify kids this way, and pissed that they would demonize those who believe in the Mother Goddess. But it's so hilariously over-the-top that I had to let you guys see it!

You can see the whole comic strip here:

http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0094/0094_01.asp

Here are a few choice examples:













Creepy, huh? Such good, loving parents, calling their kid a monster n stuff. That's what Jesus would do. Like, totally.

[info being]

1. LOL

That actually is hillarious.

[Robbie67]

2. certainly weird

and completely un-Christian

[antigone382]

19. Yeah, that's what I was thinking

No real Christian would spew this kind of unfettered hatred.

[tekriter]

3. OHHH!!! I'M SAVED!

Thanks for posting this! You saved me from a bitter life of something or other...

[antigone382]

7. Aren't you glad?

Don't be like little Bobby!

[da_chimperor]

4. The UN giving out free drugs? BWAHAHAHA!

This is an odd combination of frightening and hilarious.

[tekriter]

5. And that New Age healer...

I thought Ultraman kicked his ass about 25 years ago.

[antigone382]

12. LMAO!

The really funny part is that they put these in the bathrooms of a COLLEGE CAMPUS! Do they actually think that stuff would even convince a ten-year-old?



(Well, maybe if that ten--year-old really loved puppies).

[Still_Loves_John]

6. Hahah! I LOVE Chick tracts. And they only become more paranoid as he

gets older. To be fair, I think even most fundies would think this guy is a little crazy. He probably won't even thinks Bush is a flaming liberal. This guy is past the deep end of the extreme right wing--he's insane.

[alittlelark]

8. I read those in Elementary or Jr high - I'm over 40

My mom bulk ordered them and put them all over the place. There are at least 30 titles. They are all creepy.

[displacedtexan]

9. Funny, yes! But have you met Umbert The Unborn?

You guessed it! The fundies have a fetus comic strip!

http://ascrivenerslament.blogspot.com/2004/09/todays-sermon_19.html

[antigone382]

16. hahahaha

I believe I have stumbled on a hidden culture I had no idea existed.

Guilt Comics! Wow...

[EmperorHasNoClothes]

10. What is the significance of "742"

the number on the building in the second frame.

Where do they get this crap?

[Robbie67]

13. Isn't that the Simpson household?

742 Evergreen or somesuch?

[tekriter]

14. and Chick is a Red Sox fan...

didja know that??!!

[karlrschneider]

11. Ah, yes...good ole Jack Chick. What a prince. Er, prick.

:D

[MisterP]

15. JAAAAAYYYYYZZZZZUSSSSSSS LUVS YOU!

Now stick yer rump in the ayyyur and CONFESS!
Chick is so campy without realizing it: didya know the Beatles were probably sent by the Pope to bring Satanic Druidic beats into the U.S. in order to create hippies so they could conquer the U.S. for Castwo and the Russkies.

[Zuni]

17. It is funny cause it's true

just kidding

[antigone382]

22. Ya scared me for a minute there, Zuni

LOL :)

[Dob Bole]

18. Jack Chick suXors...

and yes, all of his comic strips are that creepy. He even thinks Catholics are going to hell, etc...

"Queen of Heaven" is a reference to Catholics. Chick thinks that they worship Mary, and that this belief derives from an old pagan sumbitch...or something like that.

[antigone382]

21. Yeah, I caught that too.

I love how the chick (no pun intended) has like, two lines:

"Oh Daddy, what are we going to do?"

"I love you, Daddy!"

gotta love those dependent Fundie females.

[Cleita]

20. These people are truly needing deprogramming.

It's funny, but it's also very sick.

[Cat Atomic]

23. I think I saw Batman beat up New Age Healer in a comic once.

[Lloyd Christmas]

24. check this, turn speakers on

http://www.ericblumrich.com/faith.html

[NuttyFluffers]

25. God that is sooo funny!

This should become campy pop-culture schtick. put it on t-shirts, quote a goofy blurb in slang, etc. i want the rights to merchandise this!!! this is classic stuff! i can't wait. it's like when "See Spot Run" children books were converted into ironic and wonderfully vulgar parodies. one of my fave's was "Jane Likes Dick." this screams for pop-culture subversion, it's so ripe for it! if i worked for Hot Topic or something i'd try to push for prodcution on this, it's absolutely precious!

[Lloyd Christmas]

26. idiot son of an asshole

http://www.ericblumrich.com/idiot.html

[never cry wolf]

27. The evil UN guy bears an uncanny resemblance to...

FU cheney.

(Although I thought he was the principal.)

[Spider Jerusalem]

28. Here'a an antidote.

http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/cthulhutract.html

[0rganism]

29. Check out the Chick Tract Museum!

The "curator" reviews the content, gives letter grades on a basis of outrageousness and sheer hilarity.

http://members.aol.com/monsterwax/Main.htm

Fun reading!