Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Jeb...Bush that is...

[linazelle]

Check out this cool email I got today and see if you can add a few verses of your own. LOL


Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies

Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero, and his brain was made of mush.
He drank like a fish while he was drivin' all about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.

DUI, that is. Criminal record. Cover-up.

Well, the first thing you know, little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.

Blow, that is. White gold. Nose candy.

The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "Georgie, stay at home with Mom!"
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll get you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.

Cushy, that is. Country clubs. More nose candy.

Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, claims that Jesus is his Lord.
He says, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.

Gun owners, that is. Falwell. Jesse Helms.

Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
And they stirred up confusion about voters punching holes.

Chads, that is. Duval County. Miami-Dade.

Before the votes were counted, five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his "inaguration."

Rigged, that is. Illegitimate. No moral authority.

Y'all go vote now. Ya hear?

[whistle]

1. Neat, I wish I could sing hill-billy a little better

[Cobalt Violet]

2. Funny. Funny

:headbang: :headbang:

[Jacobin]

3. LOVE it!!

:bounce:

[linazelle]

4. kick it!