How will Rove spend his time in hell? What should be his punishment?

[democrat in Tallahassee]

I think he should be made to listen to the truth for all eternity without being able to spin it.

[fertilizeonarbusto]

1. Good one!

n/t

[aden_nak]

2. He should be forced to manage candidates that lose over and over.

And every time he loses, he has to do a tour of duty in Iraq.

[Edmond Dantes]

3. torture him til he speaks "truth"

[7th_Sephiroth]

4. having to spend eternety cleaning up after GWB

heh heh heh, college years GWB where he would show up caked in cocane and reeking of beer and piss

[Bronco69]

5. He should be forced to sleep on a bed of

Dick Cheney's ass hair! :-)

[bullimiami]

6. im hoping his waiting room

is in a jail cell in europe somewhere.

[drdtroit]

7. He should be relegated to collecting the body parts

of small children of which he is responsible for helping to butcher.

[Soth]

8. There be no punishment.

Generals in Satan's army don't get punished.

[oscar111]

9. Listening to AAR: thats as hard for RW, as listening to Rush is for us,

i imagine. Put his cell next to bush's cell.

[newyawker99]

16. Hi Soth!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[CBHagman]

10. This will require real creativity.

Maybe Jim Hightower can rotate him on a barbecue spit. (Not that I think J.H. is bound for the Same Place)

[jokerman93]

11. KKKarl should spend eternity

KKKarl should spend eternity televised on a 24/7 CSPANesque cable channel while chained to an inflatable George Bush love doll with a big sign around his neck that reads "Dumbass Broke-Dick Loser". His punishment should be continuously eating his own boogers that grow back like a hanging fungus of marbled puss from those shapeless doughey nose holes his...

eeeew!

There. I feel much better.

:silly:

[jmowreader]

13. He'd like that too much

No, his punishment should be standing, for eternity, in front of a big Diebold machine containing the races he's worked on. And every time KKKarl casts a vote for his guy, the Diebold machine will simply change it to the opponent.

He can't get out of the voting booth until he successfully votes for all of his candidates, but under Diebold Rules he never will be able to.

[ThoughtCriminal]

12. Reborn as a woman in Saudi Arabia

nt

[AntiCoup2K4]

14. Karl will have the same job in Hell that he has on earth...

...Trying to convince the public that Satan's really a great guy and deserves to be reinstated to his former angel job in Heaven O8)

Unfortunately for Karl, God isn't stupid like the Freepers :evilfrown:

[Iceburg]

23. without the pay

[txindy]

15. He should have to listen to Junior babble incessantly for all eternity.

[BAPhill]

17. This question reminds me of the Adam Sandler movie...

Little Nicky...where Hitler had to have a pineapple
shoved up his ass.

[Hotler]

21. A BIG pineapple too.

n/t

[gjb]

18. Hi this is Satan. Sorry no sale. I only accept people with souls.

[humanbeing]

19. Since he likes to spin so much, I'll suggest...

...that he is forced to spin thread out of the ear-hairs of Bush and Cheney, then after all that spinning, he's going to have to weave all the thread into a big tapestry that depicts his rise and fall in the American political scene, ending with Bush's defeat on

NOVEMBER SECOND, TWO-THOUSAND AND FOUR!!!!!!!!!!

LANDSLIDE!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

20. He would have to live in the world he was trying to create---

as a gay, black, disabled woman working for minimum wage. :evilgrin:

[Technowitch]

22. Ever read Dante's "Inferno"?

In that case, there's only one place for Mr. Rove, and that's buried completely in the ice in the last circle of Hell. The place reserved for Traitors.

Only one step removed from the three dudes Lucifer munches on throughout eternity.

;)

[Cleita]

24. Why wait for Hell?

Get some investigators to dig up all the dirt and illegal things he has ever done. They don't even have to dig that much. A lot of it is common knowledge. Then do what needs to be done to get him in front of a judge and jury.

[whosinpower]

25. He should have to do community service.....

like pick up the garbage in IRAQ for....5-10 years.......

[rlev1223]

26. recount 2000 votes by hand

[greblc]

27. To fight and painfully die in every war & Battle that history has known.

...on the loosing side.

[autorank]

28. Go down on Candy Crowley every breakfast, lunch and dinner!

In the mean time, he can watch reruns of Clutch Cargo!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. He's a minimum-wage part-time Wal-Mart greeter.

He lives in a trailer park somewhere in Texas, and his girlfriend is Ann Coulter, and she is high on meth most of the time.

[gordianot]

30. Watching eternal reruns of conservative media.

Hannity, Novacula, Scarbutt, Tweety, anything on Fox, and for icing on the cake Rush Limbaugh. Having to listen endlessly to your own lies and eternal distortions should be enough.

One more he will have to relive the 2004 debates with George Bush.


:evilgrin: