Cheney calls Kerry a "Pig."

[YEM]

What a fucking dirtball this walking heart attack is!!!!

This is the exact quote from the speech.


"THERE'S A SAYING IN WYOMING. U CAN PUT LIPSTICK ON A PIG, BUT ITS STILL A PIG"

Fucking jackass!!!

[dave123williams]

1. Yeah, and you can take a piece of shit and make it Vice President...

...and it's still a piece of shit.

[Fear]

3. WHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[LostInAnomie]

2. He should know I guess.

Bestiality doesn't deem beneath Chenus.

[Parche]

4. dikhead cheney

And you can take away the broomstick from Lynne Cheney, but she is still an ugly Witch

[Kelli372]

11. Hey...don't give witches a bad name!

Most of us are peaceful :)

[Vickers]

5. I'm guessing there ain't many mirrors in the VP residence

:spank:

[Tsiyu]

6. A Pig? Cheney's mama was a pig, wasn't she?

He's a lot more "porcine" than anyone in this race. How about EvilCheney and Kerry have a foot race? We'll know who the true pig is because pigs can't run as fast as eagles can fly!

[nodehopper]

16. no...

he looks more like an evil robot...because he is one. I mean, seriously, how do you survive 4 heart attacks unless you either make a deal with the devil, or you are an evil robot with evil robot parts designed to do evil?

[Ilsa]

29. Nah, His mother was a jackal, just like Damien's. n/t

[Mojambo]

7. Edwards has been using that line about Bushco for months

Cheney could at least get some of his own material.

[ydya]

8. Relax guys.....

He was just being honest about his wife.

[Xipe Totec]

9. That's a misquote

What he said was:

Oink, oink oink,
Oink, squeal oink,
grunt snort squeal!

[Grillymom]

10. So, if you castrate dick

is he still a prick?

[KlatooBNikto]

12. May be he should take a good look at Lynne and while at it look

in the mirror.With or without lipstick, it turns out the same.

[Downtown Hound]

13. He was proabably just hungry

and wishing he had some pork.

[kranich]

14. You can

stick a rose in a pile of crap but it is still a pile of crap.

[VOX]

15. So, in Cheney's home state, they put lipstick on pigs?

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase, "Bringing home the bacon."

:evilgrin:

[AmerDem]

17. Cheney shouldn't be so hard on Lynn

I realize he was stuck with her his entire adult life but something a lil more subtle would have been appropriate. Like reminding everyone of her uncanny resemblance to one of those wired haired troll dolls.

[jdj]

18. this is all they have?

an adage?

that's it?
pretty bleak.

[smirkymonkey]

19. You mean he didn't call him a "Fucking Pig"?

How nice of him.

Cheney is the biggest pig on the planet, next to Rove and Rush. Typical Republican projection. Oink, Oink!

[Batgirl]

22. "Lipstick on a pig"

Wyomingese for "hot date?"

[complain jane]

20. Cheney admitting to wearing lipstick?!?

[robbedvoter]

21. Not really. We have better stuff on ol' Dick than that

[Eurobabe]

23. Crashcart is due for a hospital visit soon

hopefully this time the attack is fatal. I hate this idgit.

[Javaman]

24. that explains his wife

[Im_Your_Huckleberry]

25. when i think of cheney...

the expression "you can't polish a turd" comes to mind.

[mcerise]

26. I can't believe he just said that.

Heh. Who looks more like a pig? A lot of people must be hearing "but cheney sure looks like one" in their subconscious.

[NightTrain]

NightTrain calls Cheney a "Morlock."

[Arkana]

27. Yeah, and you can smear shit on a stick and appoint it VP

but it's still shit on a stick. Isn't that right, Mr. Fuck Yourself?

[B Calm]

28. He must have been listening to the Guy James show.

Guy uses that quote all the time...

[ReadTomPaine]

30. If anyone has the face of an eager hog it's Rove.

[Ima]

32. back at him

You can't make a silk purse (aka good VP)

out of a sows ear!

[BJ]

31. He should know.

[Deja Q]

33. Fool me once. Can't, uh, fool, mmm, won't get fooled again...

If Kerry is a pig, then Cheney is a sow and a heifer rolled into one.