Predictions on the ipcoming Osama tape? What will he say this time?

[maveric]

Will the tape even be real? Or recent?

[HEyHEY]

1. He'll say "Vote for Kerry" in a strong texas accent

[Hoffnung]

3. My thoughts exactly

:scared:

[Drifter]

2. I think he is going to announce ...

that he has capture Bush. Perhaps he's looking to soften his image (you know, like Cheney is).

Cheers
Drifter

[mopaul]

4. most likely he'll say "OOGA BOOGA"

the blood of the infidel dogs will flow like a river and their bones will bleach in the sun, scattered by jackals, and never found by their children.

[TlalocW]

5. It will be a short message...

"Way to go Red Sox! BooYah!"

Also instead of his normal turban, he'll have one of those caps that holds a beer on either side of it with tubes coming out of the cans for easy drinking at the ball game.

Too early to predict if he'll have a giant foam "We're #1" hand.

TlalocW

[maveric]

6. LOL!!!!

[Parche]

7. osama

Osama-"Its hard work being a terra ist, I can run but I cant hide"

[charlie]

8. Thanks for the explosives!

You shouldn't have, we were doing fine. Really. It was a hugely magnanimous gesture, we're now stocked for generations to come. I won't forget it. Thanks again, you guys are the best!

[Memekiller]

9. I saw these same hysterical threads...

...before the Di Rita conference this morning that became a disaster, and the previous terrorist tape that turned out to be a joke. It's obvious to anyone with a brain what they're doing here. It will work with the people who will already vote for Bush, but it's going to motivate everyone else even more to drive Orwell from office.

[henslee]

10. I predict he will start dancing like the old man in the 6 Flags commercial

Sure was funny seeing hm on JS show the other night.