In twenty years or so, what will W tell his grand kids? His old friends

[opihimoimoi]

and buddies will have their stories but History has a way of having Truth emerge...to straighten out the spin which leads to the Fatigue Factor among other things.?

What will the old and feeble Bush tell anyone? And of course, it could very well be that no one wants to hear his Bull Shit leaving him a frustrated old man.

[NNadir]

1. He will not live twenty years. His liver will quit long before then.

[Melodybe]

12. Hey have you heard from my lawyer?

He said that maybe I might be up for parole.

[liberal N proud]

2. I don't know about bush, but in 20 years I hope to tell my grandkids

that 2004 election is what killed Cable News on TV!

[DuctapeFatwa]

3. "the guard says you can only stay twenty minutes"

well, we can dream...

[kikiek]

4. I truly believe he will have advanced dementia by then.

[deadparrot]

5. God, I hope he doesn't have any grandkids.

Hopefully the twins won't spawn.

[dave502d]

6. Inmates Bush.

I get out in 5 more years,see you than.

[RoadRunner]

7. He'll say

"That group of folks over yonder are still gunna' find them derned weapons of mass destruction, mark my word."

[ret5hd]

8. Well sonny, just before i went to prison...

i was a very important man. Remember in your history class you were talking about the old U.S. of A? Well, I'm the one that broke it. Why, back then you could buy things with the stuff you now use for toilet paper.

[Tangledog]

9. Does he even have friends?

I know presidents have abnormal social lives, but ... the only time I ever heard about B* having a friend, it's that what's-his-face that nobody can find anymore.

And no, I'm not volunteering to be his friend.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Maybe he wll find a friend

in prison. A big, hairy boyfriend.

[opihimoimoi]

13. No Friends from the Alabama NG showed up to vouch for *

[smirkymonkey]

16. Slobodan!

Bwahahahahaahahahh.........

[cliss]

11. Judging from the way he's handled the past 4 years,

it won't come up. George will be trotting over to the wet bar to pour himself and his crony buddy a stiff one. He pours out the vodka, and puts in a martini in each glass. He walks back to the sofa where his buddy is sitting. He hands him the vodka martini.

They look at each other. Silence. The buddy knows that 2004 is a sensitive subject, since it was the year that George not only lost the election, but he lost both his parents not too long afterwards.

The shock was just too great for them to bear. Poppy knew that losing his re-election was an enormous disappointment. He was never the same afterward. He became bitter, hateful. Blamed those "damn liberal cheaters".

Watching his son having to re-live those hard times was just too much for Poppy to bear.

[Straight Shooter]

14. He won't be alive. I predict an aneurism

A blood vessel in his head will explode.

(Following which, millions of freepers' heads will explode in ridiculous empathy, and we will at last be rid of the worst of them.)

[leesa]

15. Don't know...but I hope it's on a telephone behind his

prison visitor's glass pane on rare visiting days.