I'M OSAMA BIN LADIN AND I APPROVEDTHIS MESSAGE

[MSgt213]

Greetings American fools and infidels.

I hope you like my new videotape. I'm in your election now. How cool is that?

Enough of this speculation about who I endorse. I ENDORSE YOUR TOTAL DESTRUCTION. You think I care about who wins Ohio? I WILL DESTROY OHIO. AND KANSAS. AND MISSOURI. ARGGHHH.

Anyway, I'm out here in the Pakistani hinterlands. That's what you think, right? Or maybe I'm in the Motel 6 in Louisville. How would you know? "Wanted dead or alive." Ha ha ha.

I am very pleased that you have done the Russians one better. Not only are you deployed in Afghanistan, but in Iraq too. Please invade another country! Many countries! The battle of civilizations! Bring it on! Sam Huntingdon, we love you! Steven den Beste, please come back!

Speaking of blogs, I love them. I especially love the ones that make you stupid. We mailed Anthrax. That was hysterical. We sent snipers to shoot people at random in Maryland. Yuk yuk. We are in league with that atheist-commie bastard, Saddam Hussein. That was good. We didn't loot the weapons dumps in Iraq. Nooooo. Not us. It was them Russians. Or maybe the Elbonians. Three quarters of our leadership has been liquidated. Sure. Not counting our new recruits, we a bunch o' hurtin buccaroos. Meanwhile, we got 10,000 cells around the world. Oh yeah. Boo! Better invade more countries. Ha ha ha.

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