George, George, George Of The Bunghole

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"George Really Bungled" Parody by William Tong


George, George Bush really bungled
Wrong as he can be
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Watch out, G.O.P!

George, George Bush really bungled
Claims he is drug free
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Watch out, G.O.P!

When he makes a mistake
People see he's a fake
As he tries to defend
The vows he'll break

Hear the way that he kept
Mispronouncing, he stepped
On people named "Grecians"
He's so inept!

Yes! George, George Bush really bungled
His candidacy
Ah-ah-ah-ah!
Watch out, G.O.P.!
Watch out, G.O.P.!

George, George Bush really bungled
End his fantasy!


http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/themesong5.shtml

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1. Law Of The Jungle by W. Tong

Law Of The Jungle

(Sung to "Run Through The Jungle" by CCR)

Whoa... world is now a nightmare;
Bush Cabal made true.
They told Bush, "Don't go talkin' slow...
Our war hound's on the loose."

Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Whoa... first attack, then see.

World was heard a-grumblin,'
Cursing Bush's name.
Through Bush, new global wars were goaded.
Dubya cries, "Take aim!"

Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Whoa... first attack, then see.

World rebukes are mountin'.
They know Shrub's a joke.
World knows the Shrub lacks wisdom.
Hid war plans with smoke.

Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Bush's law of the jungle...
Whoa... first attack, then see.



http://bootnewt.tripod.com/lawofthejungle.htm

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[Piperay]

2. GREAT stuff

very funny, THANKS! :yourock:

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3. Another Version

War Plan's Been Bungled

War in Iraq's a nightmare.
Shock and Awe won't do.
They told Bush: "Our cakewalk's a go."
Said Perle, "We can't lose."

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy.

Generals heard a-grumblin':
"Neo-cons to blame!
Not enough troops or guns were loaded.
Iraq fights - they came!"

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy.

(instrumental break)

Quick war they were countin',
All went up in smoke.
The Bush war hawks have no wisdom.
Their war plan's a joke.

The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
The Bush war plan's been bungled...
Sold Bush a fantasy...



http://bootnewt.tripod.com/warplansbeenbungled.htm


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4. "Little George Bush" ("Little Deuce Coupe" by The Beach Boys)

Little George Bush

Parody by Gary Main

Chorus
Little George Bush, well ya know
Needs to find a new job

That clown is a' dragging
This whole country down
thinks he's got the biggest
set of boots around.
When something comes up you see
he don't even try,
he is such a dumb loser, man,
we gotta dump this guy
He's the Little George Bush
he dont know how to act.
just a total nincompoop
up on Capital hill
and if you beleive his words
man your dumber still
Were Gonna be releived
just after 2004
George and his buddies
marching out the door.

Chorus.
He spent a hundred billion bucks
On that Iraqi war, and
we didnt find a weapon
Like he claimed before.
And if that ain't enough
to make you fire this kid
there's one more thing
he's just as dumb as his daddy.
dont wait for 2009,
To get him off this scene
he's gonna start a giant war
like you've never seen.
he's been a big mistake
in the last four years
We gotta get George W
the hell outta here!



http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/beachboys29.shtml


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