Why hasn't Osama bin Laden ever made the "Top 10 Idiots" list?

[Bucky]

Look at the facts: he's conservative, he's an idiot, and he has many known ties to the bin Laden family.

[punpirate]

1. Nobody's yet...

... run him for office on the Republican ticket....

He's been so helpful to them that someone may, though. :P

[jadedcherub]

6. Don't need to "be run" or simply "run" for an office to make the list. n/t

[punpirate]

11. Ah, well, I won't persist...

... if you're so sure. Don't forget about Tuesday, will you?

Cheers.

[jadedcherub]

14. I'm pretty sure.

And all 5,000 posts of yours won't convince me otherwise.

I will be voting. What would make you think I would "forget about Tuesday?"

I'm not sure how to take that other than as an insult.



..Cheers.

.jc.

[punpirate]

15. Yup, what I thought....

Thanks for the info.

[jadedcherub]

17. ?

If fraudulent voters can be a top-10er, all I'm saying is that you don't have to "be run" or "run" for an office to make it on the list.

What in the world could I have possibly verified for you to make you say that this is "what (you) thought"?

And, honestly, I don't understand how else you could expect your "don't forget about Tuesday" comment to be taken..

.jc.

[newscaster]

2. WELL....................

I'm not certain but I dont think he is a neocon.

:bounce:

[jadedcherub]

7. Don't just have to be a "neocon" or neo-conservative to make the list.n/t

[donheld]

3. He keeps getting bumped from the list by US idoits.

Because the US has too many idiots.

[jadedcherub]

8. No bigger idiot than someone willing to kill so many people for so little.

[donheld]

12. Yes there is!

A president and administration who will let him get away with it.

[jadedcherub]

13. I'd disagree.

If you'd think that the creation, direction, and encouragement of the terrorist act of 9/11 is equal to the inadequacy of the current U.S. admin, I think you've lost site of your priorities in lieu of the election.

.jc.

[donheld]

18. you go right ahead

i think you're full of shit. What you've described is evil not idiocy.

[jadedcherub]

20. Bah. Self-Deleted/modified

Fine.

Bush is just stupid. Only others are evil.

[donheld]

21. Exactly

now your catching on. Much of what Bushie does is Evil, IMO but much of it is just plain STUPID.

[jadedcherub]

22. Ya know.

It's difficult to say anything contrary to THAT statement.

:)

.jc.

[donheld]

23. If you're not nice to me

i'm gonna tell your girlfriend your peekin at the news. then you'll get a :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[jadedcherub]

24. Ah, why ya gotta be like that.

hehe.
;)

[progdonkey]

4. is he an idiot?

Seems to me he's actually quite intelligent. Of course, outwitting the shrub is not exactly a strain on the mind....

[Bucky]

5. Keeps women in veils, explodes Buddhas, thinks he'll win -- yep, an idiot

He's not incompetant, but his ideas are a scary kind of idiotic. He thinks outwitting the Shrub makes him a winner in the fight with America. He thinks the world's hatred of Bush somehow makes him the world's leader. He thinks President Kerry isn't going to move heaven and earth to put the big hurt on him, his family, and his entire criminal empire.

Oh, yeah, this guy's a tall lanky idjid just waiting for a smackdown. Lets see how long he lasts when he doesn't have a chief enabler in the White House.

[jadedcherub]

9. Let's be honest. A lot of the top 10 idiots aren't unintelligent.

[jadedcherub]

10. I agree with ya. He should make the list.

[charlie]

16. Probably because he's a psychopath

and doesn't belong in the company of mere idiots.

There was no list last week. It didn't seem particularly appropriate to be making jokes about idiots. But in the last two weeks, there have been plenty of conservatives who have gone out of their way to make themselves look downright foolish. It's almost like they were asking us to write about them. And so we are proud to present the return of the Top Ten Conservative Idiots. No icons this week though, the words speak for themselves. Enjoy - if you can. Oh, and by the way, we did receive some submissions for Osama Bin Laden this week. We're not going to go there. These people may be idiots, but they certainly don't deserve to be compared to that scumbag.

-- September 24, 2001

[sr_pacifica]

19. Agreed---He deserves to be on the Top Ten Psychopaths list

along with Karl Rove, Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney.

[orpupilofnature57]

25. Megalomaniac, misanthrope,anti social but no idiot. * idiot 1

[JNelson6563]

26. He's evil but not an idiot

The mentally ill can be extremely intelligent.

Julie