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Mon Nov-01-04 07:51 AM
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What's the first thing Bush will pack? |
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My guess is.. ....AWOL records from the Texas Air National Guard.....
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:52 AM
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1. The extra lies he won't need for a 2nd term |
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They could come in handy later.
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:55 AM
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He's going to fulfill his military obligation :kick:
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:56 AM
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3. His "my pet goat "book |
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He's still not done reading it yet. ;)
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:57 AM
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4. His bottle of Old Grandad |
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:58 AM
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5. His "mind-altering" drugs |
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Mon Nov-01-04 07:59 AM
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6. that inspiring painting that shows sunlight on the eastern ridge |
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:04 AM
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You know he plays cowboy with it!
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:09 AM
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8. DING DING DING We've got a winner! |
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:20 AM
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9. what I want to know: which documents get shredded first? |
Kiteflyer
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:29 AM
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10. I hope he doesn't forget |
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The skirt & pom poms from his college days.
One autograped picture of Dickless Cheney.
One cashiers check from Halliburton.
His "smoke em out" Cowboy boots.
His shiteating smirk grin.
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:53 AM
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16. "His shiteating smirk grin" |
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Can you imagine how awful it would be to turn the corner in the west wing and running into that disembodied grin? How could even the most dedicated K staffer possibly get any work done with that floating around?
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Kiteflyer
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:29 AM
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11. I hope he doesn't forget |
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:evilgrin:
The skirt & pom poms from his college days.
One autograped picture of Dickless Cheney.
One cashiers check from Halliburton.
His "smoke em out" Cowboy boots.
His shiteating smirk grin.
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:42 AM
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12. I think he'll pack his |
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jammies and his pacifier.
The minute the race is called for Kerry you will hear the loud whirring of the shredding machines all over the White House.
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:45 AM
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13. a big bag of pretzels I hope |
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:48 AM
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14. The Best Lawyer Money Can Buy |
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and some plane tickets to a non-extradition treaty location.
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:51 AM
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15. he'll pack gauze in his nose to stop the bleeding from the party... |
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Mon Nov-01-04 08:54 AM
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17. The vibrator O'Reilly bought him. |
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:05 AM
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18. :His "pillie", that's what he calls his pillow, goes nowhere without it. |
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Then again, he might not pack it, instead cry into it all the way back to Crawfod.
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:33 AM
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19. His wounded ego and his bible.... |
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bewildered why his God let him down.
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Mon Nov-01-04 09:50 AM
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he plays with while everyone else in the administration is fucking up the country.
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