The G. W. Bush Library

[r_u_stuck2]

In January when Dubya starts setting up his library, will "My pet goat" be the first book he puts in the library?

[WestHoustonDem]

1. You really think there'll be more than one book?

[MichiganVote]

2. We'll all send him a copy

[amber dog democrat]

3. It will have M.P.G. and the Hungry Hungry Catapillar

as well as the books he has not yet finished coloring.

[starroute]

11. There already is an Eric Carle Museum of Picture Book Art

Founded by the author of "The Very Hungry Caterpiller."

However, it's located on the campus of Hampshire College in Massachusetts -- not a place I can see Bush wanting to have much to do with (or vice versa.)

http://www.valleyadvocate.com/gbase/Arts/content.html?oid=oid:658

[sangh0]

4. It will be filled with two kinds of books

Books written by other people, and books read by other people.

[punpirate]

5. Ummm...

... if they shelve by chronology, it should be The Hungry Caterpillar, I believe. :)

[pelagius]

6. I think we should feel a little sympathy for GWB...

In a little-reported news story, there was a fire at the Crawford ranch that destroyed part of the outbuilding containing W's personal library.

It was quite tragic. Both books were lost.

What's more, he had nearly finished coloring one of them.


Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week and do tip your waitresses.

[clydefrand]

9. Are you sure it wasn't the Sears Roebuck catalog in the outhouse?

[Tom Kitten]

7. Probably

whatever, it's going to be a small library...All he has to do is place that and "The Very Hungry Catepillar" next to the toilet...

[clydefrand]

8. Why do y'all always pick on Dubya? After all his IQ is greater

than Kerry's according to Tom Brokaw's question and answer time with Kerry! I couldn't believe he would ask such a question. Kerry admitted W was smart. Bite your tongue, John Kerry. But I forgive you. After all, you don't want to call him a damn stupid ass right on national tv.

[Seabiscuit]

15. Kerry was teasing. Bush's IQ is lower than a real chimp's.

But I have to admit, "after all his IQ is greater" than a banana slug's.

[LSparkle]

10. George: What's a book?

Laura: Oh, those things I read to you.
George: Oh, yeah.

[foreigncorrespondent]

12. It'll...

...be the ONLY book on his library shelves. After all, it is the ONLY book he has ever read!

[Glenda]

13. Laura will play the librarian, and read to him

[Seabiscuit]

14. It will be his library's *only* book. Remember, the dork don't read!

[lpbk2713]

16. The library is ready for the Boosh collection to take its place of honor.

[K rock]

18. Clinton's Library will house over

8 million papers from his eight years in office. Shrub will probably burn all of his.

[NinetySix]

17. He already has a large collection of books for his library...

...and some have never even been colored in yet!

[Dukkha]

19. Curious George and the WMDs