What the hell is wrong with my wife?

[Search Party]

I keep reading posts from DU to her and she bursts out bawling!

Happiness? Sadness? What day of the month is this?

[republicansareevil]

1. Well, is she a Democrat or Republican?

:)

[Search Party]

14. Definite Dem

it all started when I showed her the first family getting off the plane to cast their votes.

;-)

[republicansareevil]

16. Definitely tears of joy.

Give her a big hug and kiss and bring her a cup of hot cocoa. :)

[d_b]

2. Hehe.

[devilgrrl]

3. She's nuts. Divorce her - marry me.

:silly: I'm so just kidding! :silly:

Hope she's okay.

[Gildor Inglorion]

4. She's probably deeply touched by the camaraderie,

supportiveness, and general festive atmosphere here at DU today. Women are sensitive creatures, apt to weep when happy. Lord bless 'em!
:hi:

[JennC]

5. Awww give her a hug!

[Technowitch]

6. Why don't you ask her?!!!

[Vickers]

7. She probably wants you to go out and buy a guitar or something.

I'm just saying.

[ProfessorGAC]

10. That's ALWAYS Good Advice

Can never have too many guitars, i always say.
The Professor

[billyskank]

13. How about double guitars?

"Nothing is more beautiful than a guitar, save perhaps two."
-Frederick Chopin

[ProfessorGAC]

18. Too Heavy For Me

I'll just take two separate ones, please.
The Professor

[progressiveBadger]

11. or a car...

or a harley.

[Search Party]

15. I can't believe I didn't think of that! Of course, a guitar!

Thanks Vickers!

:yourock:

[one_true_leroy]

23. that would shut MY cryhole! n/t

[kranich]

8. I would go up tp her and say

"Honey- why are you crying? Now how about some 'afternoon delight.'"

[Morning Dew]

9. she's probably pissed that you're hogging the computer.

Give her a turn, ok?

:)

[edbermac]

29. She wants to log on to QVC and order some Joan Rivers jewelry...

My mother, sisters and aunt go and order that crap; God forbid you get between them and the keyboard...I'd be road-kill in a heartbeat...

[Skittles]

12. she's married to YOU

HELLO!!!! :D

[Spider Jerusalem]

17. Man, you need to learn to figure these things out on your own.

Especially if you want her to STAY your wife. (Women are funny like that.)

[Search Party]

19. 14 years, no worries, it was a joke on her

she exclaimed, "Why do I keep crying?"

So, I thought I'd ask the DU.

[kayell]

20. I think it's tears of JOY! And the return of an emotion she may no longer

recognize - HOPE! :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[plcdude]

21. a massage

is what she needs a nice long one and see what happens after that.

[ibegurpard]

22. 4 years of bottled up stress is finally coming out today.

Win or lose, the emotions are undeniably intense.

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[proud patriot]

25. It's been a long 4 years

I've had few moments like that myself .

[bacchant]

26. Here's an idea, ask her. n/t

[cassiepriam]

27. Me too

Funny I keep thinking that as soon as DH comes home
I will cry big time. Too many emotions for too many years
about the crooks in power.

[flygal]

28. I've been reading them to my hubby and he's cracking up!

DU - :yourock: