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Edited on Tue Nov-02-04 03:41 PM by nostamj
Last night I closed my 'political cabaret' show, The Question W Revue. And it doesn't matter who wins today, more than half of the content is instantly unusable.
And, I've got a hard drive packed with similar material that will instantly become stale sometime today. Like this unfinished one:
(To the tune of "Sit Down You're Rocking the Boat")
I HEARD LAST NIGHT WE WERE IN A WAR ON TERROR WE SHOULD ALL FEAR FOR THE THREAT IS VERY STRONG SO I HAD HOPE THEY WERE GONNA GET OSAMA... BUT THE PRESIDENT, HE JUST GOT IT WRONG 'CAUSE THE BUSHIES ALL SAID: SADDAM, SADDAM WE'LL SAY IT AGAIN
THE BUSHIES ALL SAID SADDAM SADDAM HE GETS THE BLAME
HE'S A DEVIL WITH DEADLY GASES GOES THE LAME REFRAIN OF THEIR TIRED SONG SADDAM, SADDAM, SADDAM SADDAM WE'LL SAY IT AGAIN
Of course, that's inevitable, but it's just really hitting me now. Some pieces don't (can't) last longer than a news cycle or two. As tempted as I was add things to the revue based on current events, often, by the time I had something written and ready, it was too late, the story went away. For example:
THE CHENEY CLAN - with apologies to Sammy Davis Jr.
WHO CAN FAKE AN OUTRAGE WITH A TAWDRY LIE MAKING UP AN ISSUE THAT THEIR FUNDIE BASE WILL BUY?
THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD
DADDY'S TALKING DIRTY MOMMY'S WRITING SMUT WHO THINKS THE WORD 'LESBIAN'S ANOTHER WORD FOR SLUT?
THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD
THE CHENEY CLAN'S BLITZ AND THEIR ANGRY FITS SO POLITICALLY MOTIVATED RICK SANTORUM THINKS SHE SHOULD BE HATED BUT YOU WERE NOT AGGRAVATED.
OH, ALAN KEYES CAN DISS HER IN A NASTY WAY WHO IGNORES A SLUR BECAUSE IT CAN'T BE USED TO SWAY?
THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD
THE CHENEY CLAN PLAYS HARDBALL EVERY DAY WITH HYPOCRISY THAT'S SHAMELESS REPUBLICANS ARE ALWAYS BLAMELESS EVEN WHILE THEY MAKE THE SAME MESS
WHO THINKS GREED'S A GOOD THING? WHO PROFITS FROM THE WAR? WHO SHILLS FOR THE RIGHT WING LIKE A TWENTY DOLLAR WHORE?
THE CHENEY CLAN, OH THE CHENEY CLAN CAN THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD
YES, THE CHENEY CLAN CAN 'CAUSE THEY LOVE TO TWIST THE TRUTH AND MAKE THE LEFT LOOK BAD.....
Now, it would be "Mary who?"
I don't believe that * has a chance to win--based on reports of voter turnout at this point (3:30 EST). And frankly, I'm not sure I could find anything very funny about a second bush term anyway.
Then I got to thinking about ALL the bush-humor sites out there. What happens to all that energy?
For that matter, what happens here? What happens with no * to chase?
ON THE RUN (To the tune of "Still the One")
YOU TOOK THE COUNTRY WITH DIRTY TRICKS THIS TIME IT'S YOUR TURN TO TAKE A FEW KICKS WE'VE BEEN ENRAGED NOW FOR A LONG, LONG TIME YOU'RE ON THE RUN AND YOU WILL NOT MAKE THE CLIMB
YOU'RE ON THE RUN, WEARING YOUR GOP FROWNS ON THE RUN, A BUNCH OF CLOWNS WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
LOSERS LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO BE KINGS YOU'RE A PNAC PUPPET, TIME TO CUT YOUR STRINGS WATCHING YOU SWEAT, AS YOU'RE FORCED OFF SCRIPT OOPS, THOSE EXPLOSIVES!, I BET YOU WERE PISSED.
YOU'RE ON THE RUN WITH HATE AND FEAR ONE THE RUN WITH YOUR LIES MADE CLEAR WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
YOU'RE ON THE RUN I HEAR THE FEAR IN YOUR VOICE ON THE RUN, WE'LL SOON REJOICE WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
FLAILING, YOUR LINES ARE GROWING STALE THE WIND AT OUR BACK, NOW A GALE YOU'RE ON THE RUN AND YOUR EDGE IS GONE ON THE RUN FROM A MAN NAMED JOHN WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
YOU'RE ON THE RUN WITH THAT ZANY ZELL ON THE RUN, HEADING STRAIGHT TO HELL WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN
YOU ARE ON THE RUN SO PLEASE LET ME SHOUT ON THE RUN, THAT'S WITHOUT A DOUBT WE HAVE NOT YET WON, BUT YOU'RE ON THE RUN...
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