Dear World,

[Union Thug]

On behalf of the good and rational half of the population of the United States, I apologize.

Please understand, not all of us are bible thumping hypocrites that hate science and spout off about a 'right to life' while happily butchering babies in the middle east. Not all of us interject our dark ages fantasies into the political realm to be shoved down the throats of the 'pagans and heretics'. Not all of us worship CEOs, not all of us put profit before people. The simple fact is that we worked hard, but our efforts have been defeated.

On behalf of the liberals of this country that worked so hard to bring sanity back to the United States of America, I apologize for not doing a better job.

Perhaps, those of you in the Scandinavian countries, in France, in Germany, Canada and all the other sane countries of the world, will make some room for an exodus of good people that simply cannot ethically spend the next four years providing the revenue that funds the monstrosity that is the Bush administration and its various adventures in imperialism, theocracy and budding fascism.

Sincerely,

WillW

[Comadreja]

1. Yes, please

Just think of the Euros and canadian dollars we'll buy as we dump our blood-stained greenbacks!

[mr blur]

2. YOU have nothing to apologise for.

If you had, we wouldn't see you here.

[trigz]

3. We always have room for nice people

And we believe in democracy over here. You are very welcome to Europe.

[enigma-e]

4. Dear America,

...every country gets the leader it deserves.

That's a lesson that was painfully learned here in Germany.

Don't be too hard on yourself. Perhaps that's the way it was meant to be. Adolf Hitler had to fall utterly, too, before the German people realized him for the madman that he was.

[Bojaxs]

5. Now I feel guilty after reading this

Like the few sane americans are trapped in a country of maniacs. It's like you guys don't belong there.

I just wish I could help you guys make a living here in Canada.

[slipperduke]

6. Don't be daft, mate.

You did everything you could. I've never seen an election like it. And it's still wide open.

If ever you find yourself in London, there's plenty of us who'll make you welcome and buy you a beer for your efforts, successful or otherwise.

[lukasahero]

7. How can you all forgive us?

We have put the whole world in jeopardy with our foolish, selfish, ignorant, arrogant stupidity. I am so sorry.