Captain Lance Bass
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Thu Nov-04-04 12:53 AM
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Send this to your Christian Gloating Friends |
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Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 12:53 AM by Bleedstreet
Yes its true...God Wanted GWB to win the election!
Can I have an AMEN?
God wanted George Bush to win because he wants him to have to answer for Haliburton...Can I get a hallelujah!
God wants him to feel the publics wrath for sending young Americans off to die in a pointless war based on lies..
Oh Yes I feel it...I feel the Holy Spirit rising up in me..
The Holy ghost iza telling me that God wants GW Bush to be president so he can answer to the evil deficit Satan to which he has sold his soul!
Oh Lord can I get an AMEN!
The sins of the father will also be the sins of the son.
God want's GW Bush to be President when the evil Saddam is put on trial and he testifies that Ronnie Reagan and George Bush Sr sent Donald Rummsfeild to Iraq and gave Saddam the chemical weapons which he unleashed upon those poor Kurdish people...
I say brothers and sisters can I get an Amen!
God shines the light of truth upon those who hide in the darkness and show them for what they truly are.
The Lord works in mysterious ways but fear not my children for he has a grand plan of redemption for all of you. You will see the Lord strike down the false prophet, the heretic, the blasphemer who goes by the name of George W. Bush. He has used the name of the Lord thy God to further his reign of lies and deceit and judgment day is drawing near for him.
I feel the power of the baby Jesus jast a' tingling in my toes.
Can I have an AMEN!
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Thu Nov-04-04 12:56 AM
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That's how you take it to them, by framing things in the language that the folk of the red states understand.
Here's a secret. Jesus is the Ultimate Liberal.
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Captain Lance Bass
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Thu Nov-04-04 01:05 AM
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Thu Nov-04-04 01:14 AM
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adpifuapjsgdapdsojgagdjpoguapgo agijdadpjgapijgdsai (oops - that was just me speaking in tongues).
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Thu Nov-04-04 01:32 AM
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4. Oh frjkakjlklj ... When I saw that "speaking in tongues" stuff, I |
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think I passed some Chex mix out my nose! OMG!
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Captain Lance Bass
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Thu Nov-04-04 01:52 AM
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5. We have a true believer in the House |
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Thu Nov-04-04 01:55 AM
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I sent it to my evangelical Christian brother-in-law, who otherwise I am on very good terms with, and who has been helpful to me personally, even though he and I disagree about politics and religion.
I also sent it to an evangelical fundamentalist Christian frined who has been a good friend for 30 years. I got together with him recently, right before the election, and have to admit I was bothered that he seemed to have no second thoughts about *, even though I otherwise respect him as a long time good friend.
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:06 AM
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7. Please let us know how they respond |
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will probably be
"well scripture says this and scripture says that" :-)
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:37 AM
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9. My Brother-In-Law Responded |
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He thought it was somewhat funny, but a bit over the top. He agreed we all have accountability; it is just a matter of time, and given enough rope, we would all hang ourselves.
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:42 AM
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10. Other than being a republican |
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he sounds like a kool guy :-)
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:07 AM
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8. Better yet send them this |
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Thu Nov-04-04 02:51 AM
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11. Woohooooooo WELL DONE!! |
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That's the spirit...YOU GO. Don't stop the beat...don't let them get away with "selective morality" issues.......AMEN!
Copy/paste forthwith :7
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Thu Nov-04-04 03:56 AM
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Cuts BOTH ways now don't it :-)
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Thu Nov-04-04 12:22 PM
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Thu Nov-04-04 12:25 PM
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14. Can they even read? They are still using TRS80s &Commodore 64s |
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