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prodigal_green Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:28 PM
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Things to do list
My boss just e-mailed this to me. I hope it isn't a dupe:

TO DO LIST, WED 11/03/04:

1. Buy "Evading the Draft for Dummies"

2. Tell all my girl friends to stock up birth control because who knows how much longer it will be legal

3. Capitalize on increased desire to work at a liberal non-profit

4. Pray for my gay friends

5. Write a novel on how the American cultural divide hinges heavily on religion

6. Cancel my travel plans to travel abroad

7. Start looking for new jobs before I get laid off

8. Beef up my 401K plan now knowing that Social Security and Medicare will be bankrupt by the time I retire

9. Stop saving up for an IPOD and instead purchase an AKA 47 before they become the next fad

10. Read up on my US history so I can be prepared for the next civil war

11. Send Vitamin C pills to all of the Supreme Court Justices so that no one gets sick or dies in the next 4 years

12. Sell my car before the price of gas hits $3/gallon

13. Resurrect my Ant Farm set, buy a potted plant and use less cologne in my attempt to save the environment

14. Buy a map of Afghanistan and hunt down that Fucker Bin Laden, because no one else seems to be doing it

15. Permanently install Safe Rooms in my apartment, my car, my cubicle at work, and my gym

16. Cancel Thanksgiving dinner with my relatives in Ohio

17. Move to Canada

18. Cry
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:37 PM
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1. 17. Move to Canada
I know my response belongs to this would be better suited for the "Fighting & Acrimony" fourm, however, if you are just going to make emotionally-driven claims on fleeing to Canada, either quit it or move. These emotional "IM MOVING TO CANADA" claims that progressive oriented Democrats are making are making the rest of us who plan to stay and fight it out look terrible.

If you're going to Canada, by all means, go. I won't be throwing you a goodbye party, neither will DU.

But please, I am sick and tired of hearing these claims with no action.
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Expat_Kristen Donating Member (49 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:42 PM
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2. Today I took a small step. . .
I transferred my credit card balance to a new Working Assets credit card. . . at least some small amount will go to progressive organizations. I will try to cut down on consumerism, but since I already have this debt, might as well put all the interest to good use.
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Glenda Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:42 PM
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3. I like #14
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petrock2004 Donating Member (182 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Nov-04-04 03:45 PM
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4. LOL
they're all great... i live in rural NM, everyone here is getting out their guns.

also, my whole family lives in OH... haha, we're not going there for thanksgiving this year. (but of course, that has nothing to do with the election)

but either way you look at it, this list is right up my alley

thanks! :hi:
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