PretzelWarrior
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:14 PM
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okay. you're a white hous press reporter. you have one question |
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Edited on Thu Nov-04-04 09:27 PM by bransonfu
and one question only. what is it gonna be? Remember...only one question. He's got the willadapeople behind him.
Mine would be...
"so, Mr. President, you said I only have one question. Why are you such a goddamn prick?"
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:17 PM
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1. Considering your father's assertion that |
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people who leak confidential CIA agents names are the "worst kind of traitors", why haven't you demanded that whoever outed Valerie Plaime be punished?
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:20 PM
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that's a killer right there.
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:18 PM
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why did my cousin die in iraq?
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:21 PM
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4. What is the difference between you and Osama bin Laden.... |
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You both come from big oil money.
You are both religious fundamentalists who believe God wants you in a position of power.
You both disliked Saddam Hussein and wanted him out of power.
You both believe that it's acceptable to attack a country if you think they might (someday, maybe, possibly) be thinking about attacking you.
Oh wait...I already know the answer...Osama bin Laden TOOK RESPONSIBILITY for his actions. That's the difference.
YOU WILL NEVER BE MY PRESIDENT.
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PretzelWarrior
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:25 PM
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8. lol. that is a good one. |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:46 PM
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16. WooooHoooooo. Sums it up for me too---Thanx. eom |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:21 PM
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5. Was Dick Cheney in charge of the anthrax mailings? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:22 PM
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6. Has Hitler always been your personal role model? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:55 PM
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19. how manny times have you read mein Kampf? |
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"i dont hate anybody" Does that mean you dont hate nazi's?
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:24 PM
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22. Hate to admit it, but I've never read it. |
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What are you referring to?
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:27 PM
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A question to Bush. But... I can't imagine him reading.
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:37 PM
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32. See DU post from earlier: |
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:29 PM
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28. its from death to smoochy |
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rainbow randolph tricks smoochy to go to a nazi rally, and those were 2 questions asked, along with the first that was posted in the post i replied to
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Fri Nov-05-04 12:40 AM
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LOL. I think it would be great to have a master list of questions to ask him that are of a humorous variety.
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Fri Nov-05-04 01:11 AM
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38. have you or have you not |
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shared dildo's with o'liely
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:25 PM
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7. Why should anyone trust the future of their child or grandchild or the |
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care of the planet to any politician who is looking forward to the end of the world and its End Times scenarios and can control our foreign policy to fulfill its prophecies?
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:26 PM
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Why did you go to war against Saddam but THEN negotiate a disarmament deal with Lybia's Kadafi when he is a known sponsor of state-funded terroism that killed Americans in the Lockerbie incident?
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:33 PM
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10. Mr. President, Why do you hate America? n/t |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:36 PM
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11. ehhhh...well-Jimmm.."hate Amurrika..that's a strong word.." |
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I don't know that I hate Amurika....I just love how stupid and gullible they are. so...hate? Maybe contempt. I think I have contempt for Amuricka. And contempt for you. NEXT.
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:38 PM
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12. When you wear your Generalisimo outfit, is it a uniform or a costume? |
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Technically speaking, I mean.
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:38 PM
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Did God tell you that you were going to be the President that led the world into Armageddon before or after you stopped using cocaine?
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:34 PM
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:41 PM
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How many Zeroes are there in a Trillion? As in a Multi-trillion dollar deficit
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:44 PM
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15. Mr. Bush, how does it feel to be the Anti-Christ? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:48 PM
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17. would you like a cup of coffee |
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people will stop asking questions or they will no longer have jobs
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:50 PM
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18. yours is esoteric. WTF? |
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I'm asking YOU a courageous cub reporter who knows you will be fired immediately after daring to yank his peter with some offensive question...what is that question?
I didn't say imitate John King of CNN.
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:55 PM
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20. If you can steal TWO elections, why can't you find Osama Bin Laden? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:27 PM
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Thu Nov-04-04 09:58 PM
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21. Do you have any serious health problems? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:31 PM
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:25 PM
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MR. PResident
why don't you go snort some coke and let the men handle this job
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:26 PM
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24. Gee Mr. President, that's a real nice tie! Where do you get them? |
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I assume when you say "You're a White House Press Reporter" that I am actually supposed to pretend to be one.
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:28 PM
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27. If you're so "popular" why did you have to steal yet another election? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:29 PM
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29. Did you pay for an illegal abortion in the 1970's? |
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:37 PM
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33. Mr President, are you ever going to stop taking the blue pill? |
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because the rabbit hole keeps getting deeper...
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Thu Nov-04-04 11:55 PM
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34. Mr. Bush, will I get to chose my burka color? |
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Fri Nov-05-04 12:05 AM
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35. What do you want to say to these Iraqi children, Mr Bush? |
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:11 AM
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41. WHOA! can you imagine it? reporter holds up those photos? |
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and BUsh answers..I tell them "Freedom is on the March".
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Fri Nov-05-04 01:01 PM
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46. Personally, I can't see any reporter having the balls to do so. |
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Seeing as most of them haven't done their jobs for the past four years.
Journalistic integrity in the US media seems to have been hidden away with all those WMDs.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:42 PM
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47. the person would definitely have to do so knowing they were |
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making a career change after that.
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Fri Nov-05-04 12:42 AM
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37. Yes or No. Are you still gay? |
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Fri Nov-05-04 01:26 AM
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39. So which moniker will you be using |
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"Your Majesty," "Your Holiness," "Your Excellency"...?
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Fri Nov-05-04 01:32 AM
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40. In the name of unity, will you apologize to the people of MA? |
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You & Mr. Cheney have spent the past several months mocking us and holding us up as an example of what's wrong with America. You joke about how MA people do not share values with the rest of the country.
We have among the lowest divorce rates & lowest teenage birthrate in the country; we have the highest per capita & family income in the country; our high school grad rate here is about 85% (among the highest in the country) and about 1/3 of the population of MA has earned a college degree.
Okay, so maybe you shouldn't apologize. Maybe you should EMULATE.
As if you could.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:30 AM
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42. Mr. Bush, why do you hate our freedom? n/t |
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:30 AM
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43. If you were a bee, and I were a gay bee, would you find me attractive? |
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:33 AM
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44. LOL. I picture him saying "could you repeat the question?" |
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that one is way out there. that's the kind of stuff I'd love to hear them ask right before they give up their serious and professional journalism career forever and go work for FoxNews.
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:41 AM
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45. How does it feel to be the most hated man in the history of civilization? |
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