Zorbet55
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:16 AM
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I am the Reverend Dr. Billy Jackleg Birmingham |
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and I volunteer to feed the spiritual cups of those whom seek a leftist Christian dogma to thrive on and defend their sensibilities against the Fundy Right movement.
We will meet here in the chapel of love Sunday afternoons with my first sermon entitled "Remove the Guilt Within Thee".
Sit in the comfort of your home pews and drink some E&J Gallo and save the requisite 10% offering for other things like a nice Che Guevara tee shirt.
Come one. Come all. I preach my dear friends, you're about to receive on john barley corn and nicotine, and the temptations of Eve.
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ogradda
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:18 AM
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1. hi i'm eve (well, so to speak) |
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what temptations do you have for me, baby?
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Zorbet55
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:27 AM
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3. Perhaps you needest to be lifted up by thou bosom |
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and becomest a virgin sacrifice before the elders. That is, if the elders are so disposed. Wear a sexy tunic with lots of buxom bosom straining to release itself in a land of milk and honey. Verily, I say, make thouself a harlot to the masses like Jezebel and ye shall not be ripped by mongrel dogs.
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ogradda
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Fri Nov-05-04 03:29 AM
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a sweet talker you!:loveya:
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Fri Nov-05-04 02:36 AM
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4. Should we bring our shotguns, too? |
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Fri Nov-05-04 03:50 AM
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6. Can you help me remove this 666 from my forehead? |
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