Dear george, DRAFT the freeptards first!

[seraph]

Since the freeptards think we're getting in the way with their mission, what that exactly means I'm not entirely sure; I think we should start a populist movement to encourage george w. bush to draft the freeptards first.

Since they are his base, and clearly want to go kick some brown skinned ass in the Middle East, I think it's a great idea for both them and us.

Now hear me out; This kills two birds with one stone.

1) It provides troops for the Iraq war effort that are clearly needed, and freeptards don't seem to mind going. AND, none of us will really mind if they are the ones coming back in body bags right? :shrug: I mean, let's be honest.

They can't be trained to think correctly, and they'll never behave themselves, and they'll continue to try and pollute this great country.

2) It gets the freeptards out of America! Which we ALL KNOW is a good thing! What better way to DOUCHE AMERICA than getting rid of freeptards?


So, please write george w. bush and indicate your support for his war effort IF he agrees to take the freeptards first.


And in the words of Brian Reade,

"The self-righteous, gun-totin', military lovin', sister marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport ownin' red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land "free and strong". - Should be the ones in Iraq, not us.


Thank You.

[deadparrot]

1. The day * announces a draft

is the day I'm buying a plane ticket to Canada or Europe.

[catbert836]

8. The day I turn 18

if there's a draft, I'm buying a one-way ticket to Madrid. I speak fluent Spanish, and Spain's such a nice place!

[deadparrot]

9. Under three months until my 18th...

My dad has said, "If he comes for you, I'll buy your plane ticket."

Spain sounds nice. Anywhere in Western Europe would be good. I'm taking French right now...

[one_true_leroy]

2. Hold on there, Tex...

if they are all gone, it would just get harder and harder to rig the vote.

[Pig_Latin_Lover]

3. I agree.

If I ever recieve my draft card, or a call from Selective Service, the first thing I am going to do is go to Freerepublic.com. If their site still has regular traffic that isn't from anyone who is disabled, I'm going to refuse to serve until every last one of them goes in. They want this war, they fight this war.

[seraph]

5. ROFLMFAO!!

If their site still has regular traffic that isn't from anyone who is disabled


Yeah, you noticed that too?

[Must_B_Free]

4. Base it on NRA membership

they obviously have the muster for it, and the knowledge and skill to kill.

[grannylib]

6. Oh that's a greal line! Hee hee! I love it. But I don't understand why

we need a draft - all these morons who voted for the fucker and who are all in favor of the war, are they not lining up in droves to go fight the forces of evil?? Are they not willing to put their bodies where their mouths are?? Why aren't the selective service offices all across the country being inundated with the double-digit IQ crowd???

Ah...just answered my own question I think, didn't I? Does the military take the terminally stupid??

[UNIXcock]

7. Please

... we thank you