Why Does Bush Need Such a Big Umbrella?

[Placebo]

Three times the size of Laura's.

:wtf:

[JohnKleeb]

1. haha move that to the lounge dude

It's to err comphensate :D, thats why.

[kitchen girl]

11. Bingo! n/t

[hlthe2b]

2. Remember when duncehead turned his inside out with the wind?

THis is a special windproof variety--they do have smaller ones, however, but I guess they weren't taking any chances on rain further swelling his fat, swollen head!

[A Brand New World]

3. Because he's a wicked witch(warlock) and will melt if just the slightest

drop of water gets on him. We can only hope!

[gratuitous]

4. He has to cover his huge man date

Wink, wink.

[baby_mouse]

5. The invisible demon at his right shoulder

It's allergic to water

[Ilsa]

6. At Camp David, he likes to dress up as Mary Poppins and,

well, you get the picture. Anyone want to photoshop that?

[Sperk]

7. trying to keep his ego dry

God, I cannot wait to see this man go down! I WILL happen, they are just like abusive spouses.....never enough control...never enough control.....they WILL be written in the history books as the tyrants that they are and they are coming down!!!

[PretzelWarrior]

8. it's a bulletproof umbrella. also fire retardant

He's afraid God is going to seek vengeance for daring to exploit him for his crude and low political purposes.

[CornField]

9. shit melts

[nookiemonster]

10. Oh, it can only shield from so much

Wonder if it's shitstorm proof? :evilgrin: