Breaking: Karl Rove's Black Boyfriend Revealed!

[nostamj]

Some people say that Rove's main squeeze is a 38 year old doctor and abortion provider who is also a practicing Muslim and has been in a clandestine relationship with Mr. Rove since they were trapped together in a stalled DC elevator during the Florida recount.

Developing...

/satire

[knowbody0]

1. there ain't a black man on the planet who would screw hin

[rooboy]

6. Colin Powell, Michael Powell, Alan Keyes... n/t

[knowbody0]

10. they are not black men anymore

[The Zanti Regent]

25. You forgot Armstrong Williams!

BTW, how DID Armstrong's palimony lawsuit with his "physical trainer" turn out, or did our Whore Press succeed in hushing that up, too?

[KeepItReal]

46. Pleeez don't forget Ken Blackwell...the Ohio Katherine Harris

<eom>

[robbedvoter]

44. Daym! That was my line!

http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/06/electionday_footage_.html

[Don Claybrook]

2. Someone prove he doesn't have a black boyfriend

LBJ-style. It's ugly, base politics, but it seems to work. Throw it all against the wall and see what sticks.

[MidwestTransplant]

9. Some people say.....

[freetobegay]

3. This would not surprise me in the least

I wouldn't consider it satire.

[ethereal]

4. LOFL!!!!

i think the only significant other that could stand his company is Rosie Palm.

[HysteryDiagnosis]

18. Like your name.... link

www.insecure.org

[nostamj]

19. wait, uh, let me get this uh, er, um..... straight....

if Rove is *'s right hand....

then.... ACK!

/system crash

[ethereal]

22. Bwaa-haaa-haaa!

*straight*



/chortle



makes me think of the fabricated poem that Pickles said * composed--"You're the lump in my bed . . ."


I'm thinking that lump might have been ol' KKKarl.


On second thought . . . ewwwwwwww.

[Kukesa]

5. Nost is back! Hooray!!! n/t

[brainshrub]

7. Never mind

Rove is the spawn of Satan. It's still crass and, dare I say it, very REPUBLICAN to try and start rumors like this.

[missouri dem]

13. I agree and we must stop those vile rumors about the heroin

addiction and his famous parties with rush limpbaugh.

[nostamj]

15. i heard that jane fonda brought falafal!

anyone got a link?

[ethereal]

23. i heard that * plans to retire

to Crawford and raise him a lonely crop of loofahs . . .





ohhhh . . . . sides hurt . . . *falafel*!!!!

[brainshrub]

16. And the stories about Coulter being a man.

Despite overwhelming evidence, it's just rumors.

[rooboy]

8. I keep telling you people, he's nailing GROVER NORQUIST. n/t

[sonicx]

11. i have pictures!

[nostamj]

14. please....

DON'T post them!

[JerseygirlCT]

12. *I* wouldn't say that, but I HAVE heard people say... nt

[Radio-Active]

17. nice rumor.. just take off the /satire tag

[Poiuyt]

20. Isn't this doctor from France?

[nostamj]

33. france??? OMG

that seals it.

did you hear though that he was BORN in MASSACHUSETTES?

[annabanana]

21. I KNOW......It has been reported...

That they were seen cavorting around Paris!

[highplainsdem]

24. More details about his private life on this website:

http://www.ilovekarlrove.com

Ran across that earlier today while Googling to try to find some real info on his background. Thought it belonged here. :evilgrin:

[LiberteToujours]

26. Once you go black you never go back

;)

[nostamj]

28. or is that

'get off your back'?

and, let's be clear, there is no EVIDENCE he's the one who switched ashlee simpson's backup tapes on SNL.

that's a LIE!

[leesa]

27. It may not be this, but ya gotta know he's got something warped and

kinky going on in his life. Let's find it. Or...we can use his technique and just make it up!

[nostamj]

29. he wants to have sex while being violated by an airliner...

or while an airliner is being violated.

something like that..

HEZBOLLAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ethereal]

30. some people say . . .

he was the *architect* of that weird star thingy around janet jackson's nipple.





Go Lumpy!

[highplainsdem]

31. Check out this thread in the other GD forum,

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x1334140

Rove's made some really interesting love-at-first-sight type remarks about W. All about his swagger and that smile and those macho clothes...

[ethereal]

32. You know . . .

* shore does have a purty mouth!

[Starlight]

34. What about the Rove/Cheney/Bush gay porn video?

I heard it's on the internets somewhere. :shrug:

[nostamj]

37. All The President's Members?

or is there another?.....

just asking?

[ethereal]

40. Infamy!

These scurrilous rumors about Cheney having three testicles must stop NOW!!!!

[nostamj]

41. especially that ONE is a prosthetic!

scurrilous!

[ethereal]

42. The things "they" say are scandalous!

Like anyone would really believe that Chimpy is uniorchid . . .

[ethereal]

43. dupe n/m

[wovenpaint]

35. Hmmm, does this make Karl.... George's man date??? n/t

[ethereal]

36. Lumpy, Shrub

and the mayor of Knoxville . . a true triumvirate!!

[quaoar]

38. Y'all quit defaming Karl

Rove would do such a thing as take a gay, black lover.

Good Republicans pay premium prices for disease-free hookers on Saturday night so they will be relaxed on Sundays when they take their wives to church. They also take prescription pain-killers instead of the crack that those dangerous inner-city people do.

</ sarcasm >

[Jack Schitt]

39. Holy shit...

I think I just heard the plop of millions of freepers around the country fainting on their desks after reading this!

Haha! This is hilarious!

[nookiemonster]

45. Ooooh, whisper campaign. Throw Rove's crap back at him.

n/t

[GarySeven]

47. THIS IS UTTER PREJUDICE

Against the United Elevator Repair(person) Union Local 985, Alexandria.