It's all Ohio's fault

[quaoar]

If it wasn't for Ohio, Kerry would be filling his cabinet right now. Who do those fucking Ohioans think they are anyway? Just a bunch of damn redneck Jesus Freaks.

Oh, and it's North Dakota's fault, too. Must be too cold up there for independent thought. Maybe all those wheat farmers are too busy dating their livestock.

And it's West Virginia's fault. Obviously too many cousins married there and it affected everyone's critical thinking capacity.

And it's Louisiana's fault. Too many people in New Orleans were busy getting drunk and showing their tits to tourists on Bourbon Street to be bothered to vote.

And it's Alabama's fault. Someone passed out fliers at the Baptist churches alleging that blacks like Kerry.

And don't forget Utah. Those fuckers all have seven wives so they can't possibly think straight.

Have I forgotten to insult anyone with a sweeping generalization?

</ sarcasm >

[ogradda]

1. you forgot poland

n/t

[SammyWinstonJack]

2. Heh!

:evilgrin:

[quaoar]

5. You're right!!!

How could I forget those fucking bastards in Poland.

If they hadn't supported Bush's war, Bush would have had to use an even more lame comeback during the debate and Kerry might have won.

Damn you, Poland.

[GodHelpUsAll2]

3. Well

You did forget to include the wacked out bible thumping idiots of the south. Other than that, you pretty much have it covered.

[quaoar]

6. No.

I included my own state -- the Heart of Dixie itself.

[GodHelpUsAll2]

8. Yep

you pretty much covered it

[quaoar]

10. That's right

80 percent of my white neighbors voted for Bush.

What's wrong with me? I must be one of those You-know-what lovers?

[GodHelpUsAll2]

18. Me too

My co-workers, some of my own family members and a whole slew of my neighbors are all on the Bush bandwagon and being very vocal about the You-know-what lovers that should be wiped from the face of this God loving moral country. It makes me physically ill.

[sangh0]

4. Take a number

and stop thinking small! :-)


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[MatrixEscape]

7. Actually ...

it was caused by a butterfly that got shredded in a fan in Taiwan ;)

I would hand any kudos for this mess to KKKarl the evil one. Propaganda , misinformation, repetition, and dirty tricks did the job. The worst person on Earth could win with that kind of unethical strategy.

Who was the propaganda minister for Hitler and Stalin? We should use those name(s) in relation to good ol' Rover.

[mongo]

9. ya know - we are a bit raw for this shit

as someone in Ohio who worked hard to get Kerry elected.

He would have won if it weren't for the fraud anyway. Florida too.

I know you are being sarcastic, but we are really hurting over here - especially us in the more conservative counties, where we have to put up with gloating buttheads.

[quaoar]

11. Yes. I know

But imagine being in Alabama, where voters rejected an amendment to remove antiquated segregationist language from the state Constitution.

[GodHelpUsAll2]

14. or Texas

Where Bush practically oozes from a LOT of the populations skin. The gloating and crowing is rapidly driving up the demand for prozac.

[SCRUBDASHRUB]

13. Remember not everyone in red states voted for Bush, including those

of us in central VA. 55M also voted for Kerry and some of those were in red states.

[hollywood926]

16. you aren't alone, mongo...

My sister is West Virginia worked very hard for Kerry and has to put up with her conservative neighbors, as well.

And I'm in an L.A. suburb, but still work with Bush supporters, so it's no fun for me, either.

But they'll get their comeuppance!

[robbedvoter]

12. Putting your comment in perspective:

[quaoar]

15. You left out some red areas

What about Israel? They like Bush over there.

How about Poland? You forgot Poland!!!!!!!

Saudi Arabia. The Saudis love Bush.

What about England? Blair kisses Bush's ass.

And how about Australia? And let's not forget Iran -- they did endorse Bush after all.

[hollywood926]

17. Don't forget to dabble some red in the 60 countries...

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