What does Wyoming *do* with all of its "Homeland Security" funding?

[gardenista]

I ask this because it's been pointed out that states with few terror targets are getting more funding per capita that states like NY and CA, which are not only true-blue states that will never deliver for the BFEE, but are also paying more in taxes and subsidizing states like Wyoming.

What are they doing with it? Hiring lots of police who are loyal to Ashcroft? Having "terror drills" at the local highschool? Is this just a way of paying off the red states for their support of the BFEE? (I do not refer here to the states where there were tight races, and which have urban centers.)

[Bluebear]

1. Answer is here, please to observe

[gardenista]

11. Hey, look in the upper right quadrant. See that speck?

I think it's a terra drone, sent by Saddam to seek out weak fence posts and knock them down. Dayum.

[montana500]

2. this ones easy- Cheney's security detail.

nm

[Erika]

3. Blue States Are Supporting Red States

Take from the blue and give to the red. Robin hood in reverse. Pork barrel at its best.

[Goathead]

4. It's going to pay all the cattle gaurds

Thems bovines needs to be pro-tecked from all them Jihadist rustlers. Yeeeeeha! Get alooong little doogie!

[chookie]

7. They EAT our cattle!

Let we Americans adopt violation of cow-protection as criminal to unite with India -- our valued and naive high tech labor slaves -- and nuke these pork-cowards!

Forget about effective surveillance -- let's just grease our borders with bacon grease! That will keep them Muslimanics out of our homeland!!

(hoping the joke is obvious, but if not : /sarcasm off)

[chookie]

5. They hate us for our free-roaming buffalo and vast grasslands

If you are thinking "pork" instead of give me a home where the buffalo roam -just because Wyoming is Dick Cheney's Homeland -- you are obviously an American-hating imminent terrorist.

/sarcasm off

Agreed -- kinda weird that REAL targets that matter -- like NYC and SF -- get short-sheeted, and that the coasts and borders are considered a real yawn when it comes to threats to our beloved Vaterland, oops I meant Homeland.

But we're not allowed to talk about these things. We're so ignorant, anyway, so we shouldn't even waste the time of the Grown Ups who masterfully lead us in the Generation Challenge to Eradicate Terrorism ForeverTM.

/sarcasm off

Quit yer whining anyway! After all, the Red State folks (aka the former Confederated States of America) don't give a shit about us unless we are plunging to our death from a skyscraper attacked by a terrorist on our own soil. For those brief moments, watching the Towers fall, Mr and Mrs Righteous Heartland Christian forgot for a moment that the folks in the Towers being crushed or incinerated were possibly G-dless homos, or latte-sucking over-educated Elitist secularists, or Democrats.

/sarcasm off

[d_b]

6. Our Governor

(Alaska) wanted to use homeland security funding to purchase a private jet for himself. He didn't get it.

[chookie]

9. Alaska is saner than Idaho?

The governor of Idaho requistioned all sorts of personal security goodies for himself in the aftermath of Sept 11. *He* got them. Just had to ignore some bitchin' and moanin' ....but hey -- sometimes difficult decisions to protect your own ass while leaving multitudes vulnerable are necessary.

/sarcasm off

[gardenista]

10. ROFL, so he could join Chimpy as he fled the ground on 9/11? lol

[Jack Schitt]

8. Cuz dem der terraists is gonna gun down dat der Devil's Tower.

:silly: