Karl Rove must've gotten his head dipped in the toilet a lot in highschool

[mopaul]

every highschool has one, a karl rove super nerd jerkoff who has no friends, male or female, and feels more comfortable hanging around the teachers than the kids. a real dipshit with a potato face and arrogant attitude, who made straight A's and started a debating club.

i'll bet no girls ever flirted with him, and no boys ever asked him to join in baseball games. i'll bet jocks picked on him as he walked down the hall burdened with civics books, holding them against his chest girlie style. and i'll bet when they dipped his head repeatedly into the toilet, he had it coming.

and in his teen age angst, he thought of one thing: revenge against all other human beings, and ultimate power over the earth and all it's inhabitants. like a badly written comic book villian character, he slowly morphed into a super nemesis of evil and vengance. 'someday i'll show them, i'll show them all the white hot rage of my revenge'. 'i'll conquer the world and become it's master'.

but really, after all is said and done, karl's day has come, and he's got the football. and karl is the type of an asshole that will take it all the way, no matter how many people die, or how fucked up he leaves the world. he has simple, blind revenge on his mind, against us, the liberals who he sees as his enemies. karl would've been more appropriate in late 30's germany, as a memeber of the fuhrer's hitler youth.

i only wish that the jocks had drowned the little mother fucker when they had the chance.

[JI7]

1. Karl Rove is a college dropout

so he doesn't even have educational achievement that can be admired.

all he has is hatred and wanting to tear down others since he sucks so much, and that certainly is nothing to admire.

[ET Awful]

2. According to the movie Bush's Brain, your theory isn't too far off. n/t

[DELUSIONAL]

3. If it wasn't Rove -- the bush crime family would have found

some other lackey to use.

They will be done with him one day -- unless he has too much on them.

[i_c_a_White_Ghost]

4. Karl (Grove) head

is truly one evil sick motherfuc*** A genius? F*ck no!

[Omnibus]

5. The saddest thing is...

...that his situation hasn't changed that much. He's still the hopeless, unloved nerd. But now, he's found the biggest bullies in school and become their toady. He does their homework and mocks their enemies for them, but he still doesn't have any power, and none of the kids actually like HIM. He's tolerated because of who he hangs out with, but he's not well-known, not popular, not respected, and definitely not accepted.

Almost enough to make me feel sorry for him...if he wasn't such an unlikable bastard.

[GoBlue]

6. Tragically for all of us I fear, this is payback time for Karl

I think Karl has succeeded, so far at least, in creating a real-life version of Pygmallion (from hell) with George Bush (Dolittle) in the leading role but the real star is Professor Rove.

[pen dragon]

7. Probably related to goebbels

I can just see the slobbering toad jerking off behind a tree reading goebbels how to manual when he was a kid. He'd be a joke on his own, but he obviously met all the right evil people along the way. Like Cheney. The devil only knows how that toe-headed fuck advanced to such lofty positions of power. I don't particularly believe he has a high IQ, everything he has done in his career has been blatantly stupid and maniacally bold. But he must be a master of self-preservation or he'd be in the slammer .

We're gonna need James Bond to get rid of these pricks it looks like.



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[Omnibus]

8. Forget James Bond.

These guys aren't spy-flick evil, they're comic book evil. We need someone with Superman's powers and Batman's attitude.

[Mend]

9. His mother committed suicide

which is the ultimate rejection, worse than peer loathing.

[checks-n-balances]

10. I'm sick of hearing on the media how people "admire" his accomplishments

Instead they should say, If we admire his accomplishments, then we should be equally in awe of Goebbels' accomplishments.

Turns out he is more than just a strategist - he IS "Bush's Brain" and actually engineers just about everything that * does. I thought that was Cheney's job!

I also noticed that the "Bush's Brain" movie on Sundance last night said he actually attends church. You'd think any decent church would ex-communicate him.

On edit: spelling correction

[no_hypocrisy]

11. You saw the movie. Now read the book.

I started it Friday night. My eyes are still bugging out.

This guy looks like a Chamber of Commerce/Kiwanis Club reject and he's calling the shots for the entire free world.

[Gin]

12. reminds me of the Columnbine kids....full of rage at the world for being

mistreated...he takes that to a whole other level.

[underpants]

14. We watched it last night

He sent two people to jail for 27 months over the lousy Agriculture Dept. head.

His means to an end are not to be admired.

[orpupilofnature57]

13. A society gets the porno it deserves,same samey with rover

Mental laziness,idol worship(idols that shoot hoops and movies)not ones that walk on water,and a lust for grime over information.

[Jade Fox]

15. Its the revenge of the Mediocrities....

and Karl is their patron saint!

The boring, uncreative, uninteresting, uncharismatic, and unfunny have had
it with the talented, brilliant, creative, funny and charismatic, who all just
happen to all be Democrats!

They should have to live in a world created by people like themselves.