Gung-Ho Dunderheads

[SHRED]

When I get around pro-war assholes I over escalate the insanity.

One that gets them to scratch their heads is when I shout, "Yeah, let's liberate the ragheads!"
This plays right into their rascist pea-brains and causes some consternation.

[libbygurl]

1. The self-contradiction in your yell would make them nuts! Great idea! nt

[liberalmuse]

6. I had a good laugh at that, btw.

I hope I didn't crap in your thread. Dunderheads piss me off, and I'm a bit touched about this Fallujah thing. At least you've found a way to amuse yourself with the twits. :)

[liberalmuse]

2. You'd think they'd be up in arms...

and ready to go over to Iraq after finding out that Satan is now residing in Fallujah. I hear a lot of fundies talk about how they want to 'beat the devil and stomp on his head'. Here's your chance...

Then again, the last time they went on one of their 'beat the devil', jags, 'the devil' was repeatedly burned at the stake and the church confiscated his lands. Before that, they'd eviscerate 'the devil' and and subject him to numerous kinds of torture. Unfortunately, 'the devil' wasn't deterred by the iron maiden or the rack. Then 'the devil' became a commie. It's curious how 'the devil' is always living in some innocent person's body. Sneaky bastard. Today, 'the devil' lives in Fallujah. Tomorrow, 'the devil' could be a registered Democrat. Perhaps we shouldn't encourage them.

[havocmom]

3. And have enlistment papers handy to give them.

Tell them to sign up or shut up. And, make sure you tell them you will deliver the papers to the recruiter yourself, so they don't have to provide a stamp or use their own gas :evilgrin:

Watch those chicken hawks flee the coup.

[SHRED]

4. You have link?

To enlistment papers?

[SHRED]

5. Found it!

http://www.dior.whs.mil/forms/DD0004.pdf

Good to hand to these macho-A-holes!