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kevin881 Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:34 PM
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My prediction for the next 4 years.
Some no brainers:
Iraq will be a mess and lead to a tidal wave of democrat won elections in 06, on both the state and national level. Democrats take over the House, and Senate... as well as Governorships.
Jeb is not re-elected in Florida, as a scandal breaks out concerning an extramarital affair he had with Katherine Harris. This affair, initially denied in '01, is confirmed by a leaked set of medical records showing that she gave Jeb herpies.
Jenna Bush ends speculation in early 07 that the father of her unborn child is indeed, Mike Tyson.
Barbara, Jenna's twin is caught in an affair with George Prescott Bush, Jeb's son, and her first cousin.
Laura Bush OD's on xanax, brain damage is done, permanently leaving that witless grin on her face.
Dick Cheney has emergency heart transplant surgery, where, upon opening his chest doctors learn he has NO heart.
Lynne Cheney starts directing a line of straight to video lesbian porn.
John Ashcroft feels "the rapture" as he falls off his horse during a Klan rally and breaks his neck.
The FBI and CIA, pissed as hell over the blame that was passed onto them over 9/11 join forces, investigate the Bush family and charge GW, Jeb, and GH with treason.

They are pardoned in 09 in exchange for exile as common laborers in Haiti by then president Howard Dean.

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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:36 PM
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1. jeb cant run again
term limits
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libbygurl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:37 PM
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2. Hee-hee! Good for some laughs, at least. Not too implausible, either. nt
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:37 PM
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3. Hey Wait a Minute.
I think you've gone way overboard here.

There is no way Iron Mike would ever touch Jenna. He has more scruples than that... ;)
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alevensalor Donating Member (424 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:41 PM
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6. Yeah, but that Barbara.
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orwell Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 10:53 PM
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14. ...
;)
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:40 PM
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4. and Rash Limpballs spends his remaining years in prison with...
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DU_Pushed_Me_Away Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:46 PM
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8. ACK!
Do you know how long it's going to take me to get that image out of my head?!?

<shudders>
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waldnorm Donating Member (155 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:40 PM
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5. Herpes, Huh?
Someone better warn U.S. Rep. from Arizona, Rick Renzi!
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:44 PM
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7. I would be happy with the first part.
God, I wish all the rest would come true.
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DU_Pushed_Me_Away Donating Member (34 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:48 PM
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9. Umm
While I may believe in the results of that first part, I certainly hope it doesn't take Iraq being a mess to get there. I care for many people over there and the sooner it's over... the better!

Then the dems can win for other reasons!
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coloradodem2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 08:54 PM
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10. I meant the part about the Dems sweeping 2006.
Not about Iraq being a mess or not. Sorry. My bad.
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harpo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:09 PM
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11. lmao
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:13 PM
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12. Heh, you're kidding I hope
"Iraq will be a mess and lead to a tidal wave of democrat won elections in 06..."

:eyes:
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kevin881 Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-07-04 09:27 PM
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13. why would I be kidding on that?
do you really think that things are going to turn into a love fest there?
You havent even seen the worst yet.
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Terran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 09:50 AM
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15. Um, NO
I meant the part about the Iraq mess sweeping Dems into office in '06. If that were going to happen, it already would have. My sarcasm was directed at your rather overly optimistic assessment of things.
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kevin881 Donating Member (429 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:20 PM
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16. no way...
news from Iraq hasnt been as bad as it will... and we can already see that it HAS affected *'s approval. It will continue too...
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votekerryin04 Donating Member (32 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 01:28 PM
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17. can anyone clear up a rumor i heard?
i heard that the latest bin laden tape after bush was re-elected said something about the next four years would be hell for america? but i dont see anything about it anywhere, has anyone heard this?
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TankLV Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:06 PM
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18. Is that anything like the predictions of Fatima?
There's still supposed to be a secret one that has yet to be revealed.

Gosh this is fun!

(sarcasm off)
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donhakman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-08-04 02:08 PM
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19. Republican cheerleaders
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