lakeguy
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Mon Nov-08-04 08:43 AM
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if jesus were a republican... |
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he would charge for his miracles.
if he were a democrat...well, we'd never know because he would get elected.
heard that this morning from a friend at work.
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MountainLaurel
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Mon Nov-08-04 09:29 AM
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1. He'd have televangelist hair? |
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He'd be schtupping his 14-year-old babysitter while sitting in church every Sunday condemning homosexuals. (Would Jesus sit in church, or would he be like the pope, living in a fortress to himself?)
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